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Asturias felicita las fiestas anunciando que desde Mayo ha matado 13 lobos 🐺, 7 de ellos cachorros < del año de edad sin dentición definitiva formada ni capacidad para depredar por si solos. ¿Esto es lo que llamáis controles "científicos, técnicos y selectivos" @adrianbarbon.bsky.social?
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Otro año más premenstrual en Nochebuena, qué alegría.
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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No me puedo creer este pie de foto, soy incapaz.
December 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Menudo pavo, chaval!!
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Menos de 24h en Gijón:

- Obviamente ya me crucé con nuestro más célebre cantautor-activista
- Me pidieron 2€ para ir a Avilés
- Me duele la garganta por la combinación de humedad + contaminación del aire gracias a Arcelor/térmica+ cementera de Aboño
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
La noticia menos sensacionalista de LNE:
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Epstein files are supposed to be released on Friday this week. Guess we'll be invading Venezuela on Thursday.
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Se murió el babayu mayor del reino 💔 youtu.be/OI-HUs4uAko?...
Agotados de esperar el fin
YouTube video by Ilegales - Topic
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Esto es una verdadera desgracia.
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Un poco gores los de Clue con esta notificación.
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Same energy
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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People say FIFA disgraced itself by having that little Trump ceremony. Habibi, it’s FIFA. People died building the Qatari stadium for the last World Cup and it held the World Cup in Russia before that.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Que van a quitarles toda esa pasta a los niños ni cotiza.
Next year, Michael and Susan Dell of Dell Technologies plan to move $250 into the new Trump accounts of millions of children under 10. You’ll need to live in the right ZIP code. Here's how to know if you're eligible.
What to Know About Trump Accounts for Children and Eligibility After Dell Donation
Next year, Michael and Susan Dell plan to move $250 into the new Trump accounts of millions of children under 10. You’ll need to live in the right ZIP code.
nyti.ms
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Bob Kaufman
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
¿Por qué el de Saber y Ganar del fin de semana habla igual que Jordi Hurtado? 😬
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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PSOE IS PSOED
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
El único Franco bueno.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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La gent del PSOE hauria d’aprendre: ara ja no són només els indepes bascos, els catalans o els de Podemos; ara les víctimes de la maquinària són ells també. Es pot condemnar sense proves, si saps que comences el judici amb 5 vs 2 en contra ja saps com quedaràs elpais.com/espana/2025-...
El Supremo condena al fiscal general a dos años de inhabilitación por revelación de secreto
El tribunal impone a García Ortiz una multa de 7.200 euros
elpais.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Typisch Bünzli style.
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.

How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Mañana Gospodinov aquí en Basilea y me lo pierdo 😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Happy new Orville Peck EP to those who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Acabo de ver esto en LinkedIn y ojalá fuera mentira o irónico, pero no.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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"Like a tomato-based ketchup."
[Daft Punk “Get Lucky” voice] 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM