Crissy ✨
@crissstalitooo.bsky.social
Relax it’s just jokes!
📍Midwest
🏳️🌈 Queer
♏️ Wholesome-ish
💍 Wife
😏 Flirt (Yes she knows)
📍Midwest
🏳️🌈 Queer
♏️ Wholesome-ish
💍 Wife
😏 Flirt (Yes she knows)
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I made my own Caesar dressing and it was delicious.
January 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I made my own Caesar dressing and it was delicious.
Nunnadet Shit by Asian Doll on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 3:34
music.apple.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Someone said “if I act immature around you we’re close because my mature side is only for strangers” and I felt that. If I’m comfortable being weird around you, we locked in fr.
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Someone said “if I act immature around you we’re close because my mature side is only for strangers” and I felt that. If I’m comfortable being weird around you, we locked in fr.
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🙌🏾 God works EVERY DAY!!
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
🙌🏾 God works EVERY DAY!!
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I need someone to do this over the Grindin’ beat.
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I need someone to do this over the Grindin’ beat.
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The whole internet is laughing at him. I know he was crying in that truck 😭😭😭
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The whole internet is laughing at him. I know he was crying in that truck 😭😭😭
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Lmaoooooooo anybody with eyes from the mid west could tell you he ran straight onto ice lol sir?! What arreeeeeee you doing ?!
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Lmaoooooooo anybody with eyes from the mid west could tell you he ran straight onto ice lol sir?! What arreeeeeee you doing ?!
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IKR
I be slick annoyed when I can’t respond to a post because the comments and quotes are disabled 😭
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
IKR
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But when I said Luda and Nelly was white coworker rap music niggas was tryna Behead me lmaoooooo.
Saw this over on the bird.... That Maga redneck money is long.... Peep the list.
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
But when I said Luda and Nelly was white coworker rap music niggas was tryna Behead me lmaoooooo.
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Me too! Unless the comments derail the post i don’t quite understand the point. (And this is no shade). But if people want to post without engagement, couldn’t they write in a journal?
January 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Me too! Unless the comments derail the post i don’t quite understand the point. (And this is no shade). But if people want to post without engagement, couldn’t they write in a journal?
I be slick annoyed when I can’t respond to a post because the comments and quotes are disabled 😭
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I be slick annoyed when I can’t respond to a post because the comments and quotes are disabled 😭
They really out here playing in our faces…
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
They really out here playing in our faces…
Where is the lie 🤣🤣
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Where is the lie 🤣🤣
You don’t even need a brain no more 😩🤣
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
You don’t even need a brain no more 😩🤣
Went to the store and forgot the damn mirin 😩
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Went to the store and forgot the damn mirin 😩
Moonlight by XXXTENTACION on Apple Music
Song · 2018 · Duration 2:15
music.apple.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Been making Asian inspired dishes since Saturday 🤤
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Been making Asian inspired dishes since Saturday 🤤
Who is y’all 🧐
Me listening to yall tell what yall put in the food you cook:
Describing a dish that you’re going to make as pasty is not going to make me want to try it. That don’t even sound good 😭
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Who is y’all 🧐
Describing a dish that you’re going to make as pasty is not going to make me want to try it. That don’t even sound good 😭
January 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Describing a dish that you’re going to make as pasty is not going to make me want to try it. That don’t even sound good 😭
Why did my 8 hour shift feel like 20 😩
January 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Why did my 8 hour shift feel like 20 😩
Temporary pop up tattoo shop #WelcomeWeek
January 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Temporary pop up tattoo shop #WelcomeWeek
What a waste of a turnover
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
What a waste of a turnover