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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 7h

Zeus Network daughter:
- An entrepreneur / business minded
- Self defense skills
- likely quick witted and funny
- business minded
- hair done/nails done/everything did
- 70/30% odds of having all of her marbles

OVO son:
- A dickeating yes man
- 90% chance of not having their marbles

‘Shaneneh’s Sho Nuff Hair Salon’ Investor @officialblee.blacksky.app · 7h

Zeus Network daughter or OVO son???

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‘Shaneneh’s Sho Nuff Hair Salon’ Investor @officialblee.blacksky.app · 5h

Come on math 😂😂😅

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 6h

& What they lack… community!

She has her sister, nieces & nephews, her sorors, line sisters, the prayers of elders past and present, the letters of black women from all over the nation that likely uplifted and affirmed her.

We are proud of her in real life. Genuine community is what they lack.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 6h

I’m already drafting the petition sis. I’ll have it in your email for review by COB today.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 6h

All in favor:

a group of women are sitting on stairs with the word meangirls on the bottom right

ALT: a group of women are sitting on stairs with the word meangirls on the bottom right

media.tenor.com

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 7h

Zeus Network daughter:
- An entrepreneur / business minded
- Self defense skills
- likely quick witted and funny
- business minded
- hair done/nails done/everything did
- 70/30% odds of having all of her marbles

OVO son:
- A dickeating yes man
- 90% chance of not having their marbles

‘Shaneneh’s Sho Nuff Hair Salon’ Investor @officialblee.blacksky.app · 7h

Zeus Network daughter or OVO son???

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 8h

Unsolicited QuiCk pic

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 8h

They had absolutely NO chemistry. In everything else I’ve seen Lakeith Stanfield in, he has a very charming and magnetic aura. Issa doesn’t have the same acting depth (if that makes sense).

I’d compare her range to like an Ice Cube. They play the same character in every role.

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Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 12h

Can’t wait to go smoke after I workout

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 13h

Is this a safe place?

I want a photograph remake with Issa Rae recasted.

They had the on-screen chemistry of a box of Zatarain’s rice.

Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 17h

We need more lighthearted rom-coms

They’re good for the soul!!!!

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 13h

Lloyd.

He has more charisma, is more focused on singing, and his singles are all round the way classics.

I’ll take:
- You over Let Me Love You
- Southside over Just a Friend
- Cupid over Braid my Hair

Cult of Personality @phranchize.bsky.social · 19h

Since we bringing back Verzuz

Who yall got?

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 13h

I laughed, but I feel you. Life ain’t easy, and it sucks when you have to filter all of your feelings to the psych so they don’t end up calling them boys to pick you up, because:

- what about work
- what about the stigma & how to explain to family and friends without being treated with kid gloves

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 17h

A balance of “please help me” and “how do I make sure I don’t get sent on a grippy sock vacation”.

Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 17h

Going to the doctor is wild because if I answer this depression screening accurately yall are gonna lock the doors. It’s a delicate dance of half truths and whole intentions.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 17h

2 and maybe a 3.

Sometimes even a 1. Never a 5.

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 1d

3 or 4 for me.

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Jon-in-NYC @nycnewsfeed.bsky.social · 19h

Firing workers is non-essential activity, and illegal during a shutdown under the non deficiency act. Vought has no legal authority to do this, and is committing a crime by doing this.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

But they don’t have your shoulder and your hands.

Let them other Smoke & Stack Chrysler 300s try.

You’ll be the Bentley. I just know it.

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 1d

This will sound backwards as FUCK

There’s a quote, “Do you know how much violence it took to be this soft?”

I find people who’ve been thru shit and had to take a journey to get here are some of the most authentically good. Vulnerable and emotionally intelligent

Those are my people

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d

13. What is a HUGE green flag for you?

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

(From the pics I’ve seen of you) you have the shoulders and build needed.

Go ahead and be Smoke, and send me the outfit choices for approval. 😩

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Young Bloodz “Damn”
Soulja Boy “Shootout”

A few others. Big up to the Alley for being one of the last original named clubs still standing (I think the Broadway is another).

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

- Almost Doesn’t Count
- Sitting Up in My Room
- Bestfriend

Albumism @albumism.com · 1d

Think fast...what three songs do you think of first when you think about Brandy?

album.ink/Brandy

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 2d

Kendrick exposed THE FUCK outta that fraud and buddy didn't do shit in return but prove him right.

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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 2d

Letitia James. Another distraction. For the Epsteinth time.

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CRAISHON🌙 @craishon.bsky.social · 2d

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Slick Waves @sage-beatlove.bsky.social · 2d

“It’s 7 o’clock on the dot, I’m sharing my crops, tilling this wheat” on this picture was one of my best tweets ever

kash @thisiskashmir.com · 2d

When my nigga said they was on they way to the 3/5ths mafia concert I lost it

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 2d

Me, but I’m telling Jesus and his daddy nem after I happened upon this animal and went up on to glory after my brain exploded.

Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 2d

This #tapir was sleeping in the open area at @tapirvalley.bsky.social #CostaRica this afternoon and then woke up to visit me as I was leaving.

#bairdstapir #nature #wildlife #mammals

A tapir stands on a grassy area, its mouth slightly open as if mid-chew. The animal’s dark body contrasts with lighter markings around its face and ears, and the background is filled with soft green vegetation.

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