crochetandtea.bsky.social
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“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.”

Beyond parody.
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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are anyone else’s kids disturbed by the idea of the tooth fairy? my six year old lost a tooth and requested we place it on the counter downstairs because he doesn’t want the tooth fairy to enter his room, and my three year old outright told us to keep the tooth fairy away from her
February 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Remember to shop prior to the arrival of a polar vortex. And make sure you get stuff to make cookies. Cookies are THE key to your survival. Trust me, I'm from Wisconsin.
February 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
December 13, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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💜🦉🌲

Sweet Babys

I love them. Owls are so beautiful
November 19, 2024 at 11:58 AM
November 20, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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The fortune teller flips over the tarot card and looks confused.

You lean forward to sneak a glance. “Is— Is that a flaming dumpster?” you ask nervously.
August 23, 2023 at 10:58 PM
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Hey National Park Service, how about I don’t tell you how to run parks, and you don’t tell me how to escape from bears.
November 12, 2024 at 1:51 PM