“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.”

Beyond parody.

are anyone else’s kids disturbed by the idea of the tooth fairy? my six year old lost a tooth and requested we place it on the counter downstairs because he doesn’t want the tooth fairy to enter his room, and my three year old outright told us to keep the tooth fairy away from her

Remember to shop prior to the arrival of a polar vortex. And make sure you get stuff to make cookies. Cookies are THE key to your survival. Trust me, I'm from Wisconsin.

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Sweet Babys

I love them. Owls are so beautiful
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The fortune teller flips over the tarot card and looks confused.

You lean forward to sneak a glance. “Is— Is that a flaming dumpster?” you ask nervously.

Hey National Park Service, how about I don’t tell you how to run parks, and you don’t tell me how to escape from bears.