@crookedseptum.bsky.social
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the last 3 weeks have been so bad someone execute me with a Gauss rifle
March 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the last 3 weeks have been so bad someone execute me with a Gauss rifle
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Proud of y'all for making it halfway through the week. Let's crush the rest of the week!
March 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Proud of y'all for making it halfway through the week. Let's crush the rest of the week!
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I respect that for lent you're going to fast but I'm going with furious
March 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I respect that for lent you're going to fast but I'm going with furious
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I think for this lent I’m just going to give up.
March 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I think for this lent I’m just going to give up.
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One of those days where just not being consumed by despair and crumbling to dust feels like a massive achievement.
March 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One of those days where just not being consumed by despair and crumbling to dust feels like a massive achievement.
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Don't be hating on sugar. Who stood by you when things went wrong in your life? Who comforted you?
It wasn't kale, that's for sure.
It wasn't kale, that's for sure.
March 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Don't be hating on sugar. Who stood by you when things went wrong in your life? Who comforted you?
It wasn't kale, that's for sure.
It wasn't kale, that's for sure.
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Best ways to handle life’s problems: sleep through them or eat them away 🐸✨
February 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Best ways to handle life’s problems: sleep through them or eat them away 🐸✨
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
I’m having the hardest time today
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m having the hardest time today
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I love tattooing unicorns.......💖
February 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I love tattooing unicorns.......💖
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February 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My chest hurts this morning. Not because of the usual, but because I went on a JOG at 5AM like a psychopath.
February 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
My chest hurts this morning. Not because of the usual, but because I went on a JOG at 5AM like a psychopath.
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Are you happy now without me ?
February 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Are you happy now without me ?
Should I text him and ask, "do you miss me?"
February 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Should I text him and ask, "do you miss me?"
Me 5 hours later, the next day, the day after and everyday for the last week
February 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Me 5 hours later, the next day, the day after and everyday for the last week
I hope you’re staying dry today
February 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I hope you’re staying dry today
I'm getting uncomfortably used to the feeling of your absence throughout the day
February 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm getting uncomfortably used to the feeling of your absence throughout the day
When I finally get in bed after a long day and now I just get to think about how someone I cared about and would talk to multiple times a day, was so okay with losing me.
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When I finally get in bed after a long day and now I just get to think about how someone I cared about and would talk to multiple times a day, was so okay with losing me.
