I love cats but I’m like only on the cat side of this app, give me some sauce pleaseeeeee

I can’t help but ruminate on all my past mistakes recently, and it is so go damn frustrating, I have been far removed from 90% of those mistakes yet I can’t help but think about them, it can be so debilitating, I hope clear sky’s and are around the corner cause my brain is really pissin me off.

Was mentally comparing myself to this big man in the gym cause duh im big guy too, I was curious what he was gonna do with 135 on the bench, proceeded to do 25 speed reps, like fuck dude let me at least think we in the same boat.

nevermind i typed the word goon, and i have gotten back to back thot posts

they got them librarian nerdy bots on here not those bimbo gooned out ones lmao

I hate how every time you join a new social app, it’s just Facebook for the first month

I try to be supportive of all my socially awkward peers, but please shut the fuck up and just answer the question normally bro. The question was if is a decrease in norepinephrine is good for you or not, I don’t need a 5 stage weird think piece, just say yes and move on.

Playlist going from BenjiBlues to Georgie Harrison, ain’t no one doing it like me

White people go fucking crazy for their caffeine, cute lil white girl is wired next to me

Saw a lil nerdy guy pull with a lunchbox, told him I need to start doing that and I should follow his lead, lunchboxes, might be the play.

Wait… I haven’t seen Kai Cenat or Porn shoved down my throat yet… maybe this app is better!

I’m close to embodying this, can’t wait till I do!

All those niggas making a living off of TikTok shop are about to experience their version Normandy

Wolf Blitzer celebrating a Bills win in a room that hasn't been updated since the towers fell

I had so many personal banger tweets on X, sad I had to part ways with them 🥲

Got called the hard R on twitter, glad I have made the move to blue key.