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Trust no one, grab a brick for safety
A sign by the side of a road saying”be seen! Grab a brick!” The sign has the following steps: -grab a brick -look -wave brick -cross safely There are several bricks in an attached bin just below the sign.
January 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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CubeWorld toys, a toy from the early 2000s similar to Tamagotchi or Digimon, which could have stick figures interact. Four of these toys are pictured.
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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It’s a creepier tamagotchi

Were these dudes jerking off to the thought of these being higher def?
A toy from the early 2000s called “CubeWorld”, where little stick figures would act as a digital pet on a small screen. By plugging in the plastic cases of these toys together, the stick figures could interact
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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An extremely silly little cat, a grey and black tiger, has somehow climbed on top of a shower curtain rod and is looking placidly at the viewer
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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A sleepy orange/black/white calico-tabby cat is snoozing on soft blankets
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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A sleepy white cat is snoozing on a blanket
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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If I am running this shitshow, I am swearing in on something that has meaning
A hardcover version of the official Nintendo guide to the video game “Earthbound”.
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Shocking
A gammon-faced British boy who doesn’t understand how history works wants to say that he has no responsibility whatsoever for historical injustices
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I would rather see stick figure concept art than generative AI stuff

This shit rules and ai is for weak fools
The original concept art for the Facehugger egg and creature from the film Alien, including a laughably silly looking angry face on the leaping Facehugger.
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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A beautiful cup made of carved emerald, which looks like it should grant the drinker a powerful magic boon
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I’m not mad on the internet, I’m actually laughing about it
A profile picture of the enormous fucking dorklinger “Jordan Kay”, zoomed in on his dumb face and empty smile
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Bla bloo bloo bloo

Bloo bla bloo bloo bloo
“Daniel B. Kurtz, MA posted: “I do not mean to halt this interesting debate but I'm close to shuttering my acct. This app is turning into Twitter II. BlueSky lied to us. I wish you a fine day.”
May 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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It’s okay, they’re just following in the footsteps of proven successful tactics
“Surrender Dorothy” is written in the sky in black smoke
May 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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First off, your own news article disagrees

Second, the idea is that now Hakeem will punish this guy down the road for this attempted end run, not that he will magically slap the guy right now

And you will defend the establishment when that happens
“WASHINGTON -- A Democratic lawmaker is launching a renegade effort to impeach President Donald Trump, pushing past party leaders on Wednesday with an attempt to force a procedural vote in the U.S. House that is expected to fail. Rep. Shri Thanedar of Michigan announced his intention to charge ahead, saying that as an immigrant to America he wants to do all he can to protect its Constitution and institutions from Trump's lawlessness. His resolution contains seven articles of impeachment against the Republican president.”
May 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Hey whoa hold on now

I think we are dealing with someone especially dim
A bad poster by the name of “the man in the crowd”: “I hate reading catcher in the rye because Holden Caulfield is such an annoying narrator. Like, I get that's intentional but to me it's the same vibe as like... clockwork orange where the author writes using his own made up slang- just because I understand why doesn't mean it's less annoying to read.”
May 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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bsky.app/profile/twin... Yep.
Twincitieschick.bsky.social: “fuck leftists then, fuck 'em now, and fuck 'em forever Follow every single time you get something you want, you move the fucking goalposts I don't give a flying fuck about "winning a constituency" filled with racist, sexist pieces of shit. you may as well ask why I'm not "winning" the MAGAt constituency”
May 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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“Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about. “
May 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Yeah, now you’re talkin’ my language
A screenshot from the Sega Dreamcast game Shenmue. Ryo Hazuki, the protagonist, is in the center of a narrow street in his hometown, Yokosuka. A beautiful blue sky can be seen past the houses and power lines.
April 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Hmm, interesting, what is the geriatric cancer patient actually DOING to get this answer? Probably storming the CDC offices, knocking on doors, a-oh.

A strongly worded letter expressing concern.

Coooooooooool.
NPR reporting that “The top Democrat on the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability wants answers from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention about why its public records staff was gutted on April 1, when thousands of federal health agency workers were fired. Rep. Gerry Connolly, a Democrat from Virginia, sent a letter to CDC's acting director Dr. Susan Monarez on Thursday, expressing "concern" about the 22 staffers who handled and fulfilled public records requests being placed on administrative leave until their jobs are eliminated on June 2. Their work has been mandated by Congress since the 1960s under the Freedom of Information Act, or FOIA.”
April 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Always like to see when Zionists will just give away the game and admit their hatred
Purple potato: "Say whatever you wish. It doesn't hide the fact that you wholeheartedly support zionist terrorism and the genocide, ethic cleansing of Palestinian people." Patricia Phillips, a proud Zionist: "Uh huh. Cannot commit genocide on a nonexistent race from an imaginary place. Another report."
April 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Lmfao “I am gonna get weally weally mad about bullshit I half understand that happened nearly a hundred years ago, also I am a serious person”
April 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The reason that Dewey here is so smug looking is because he already has an adoption lined up
A handsome long haired grey and white cat with dignified looking facial marking. His name is Dewey and he is extremely cool.
April 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Nahla is debating selling foot pics to fund her lifestyle
Nahla is a beautiful dilute calico cat and these are her fuzzy feet
April 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Nahla, my beloved

I will make her adoptable one day
Nahla, a beautiful brown/black/cream calico cat is still a little spicy but always purrs when I pet her.
April 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM