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Also it's crazy because the whole "I condemn Maduro but..." line is literally playing directly into their hands! The whole fascist narrative is that liberals all secretly agree with them but are too pussy to do What Needs To Be Done™
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
We are so 👏 cooked 👏
BREAKING: Chuck Schumer reveals his grand plan to stop Trump from waging illegal war:

“We hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far."

Smh…a more feckless leader at a more critical moment has never existed in American history.
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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The reason you feel so overwhelmed and hopeless is exactly this; part of you realizes that absolutely everything needs to be torn down to the studs and rebuilt from scratch.

Which is, you know, daunting. But here we are.
The amount of after-the-fact consent manufacturing, shameless regime stenography, and gutless both-sidesing on every single media outlet right now is genuinely worse than 2001-2002. Absolutely pathetic. We have no journalists. We have no opposition party.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
One thousand percent and any of the pathetic “they don’t have the numbers to do anything” claims are ignoring how thoroughly the dems have blown it just today, much less over the past year
"What do you want the Dems to DO exactly?" is kicked dog behavior. Elected officials are not meant to do insider trading and occasionally give a 4/10 speech about civility. They are an expression of the values of those they represent, you're damn right I expect up to and including physical action.
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The same reporting that is saying it was good and right and just? I dunno about that one, chief
Doubling down. It is not a controversial take to give respect to AP and Reuters journalists in Venezuela, most of who are local or from Lat Am, currently risking their lives, and who are paid for their work — so everyone else can benefit from their reporting.
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Yaaaaaaaaay they did the thing
👏👏👏
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Wow thank god Chuck is in there, being the sane, reasonable voice

We are gonna be okay, everybody, crisis solved
Schumer: “I was in the SCIF on 3 different occasions … I asked them: Are you pursuing regime change? Are you intent on taking military action in Venezuela?"

“And they are assured me they are not pursuing those things”
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I would counter argue a pool full of Nickelodeon gak
Put him into a pool full of floam and livestream it

We all deserve the dopamine
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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This administration is 100% best understood as a Mafia being run by Venture Capitalists utilizing Nazi shock troops to impose a controlled downsizing of American Empire to a more efficient, localized, and brutally suppressed society and market.
Like I said, they're running this like a hostile takeover by a private equity firm.
And there ya have it…

Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
They are dropping the worst rap album of all time and this is the cover art
the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Wow crazy who would have seen this coming
hey @forbes.com can we get an update on this
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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I made a playlist
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Huh, how about that
Just posting this here in case anyone needs to damn America in a quoteskeet, at any time in the future 💜
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Yeah this is the biggest takeaway, America especially loves when people are brazenly shitty like this
Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Chucky Wucky Schumer is our leader in these lovely times, with Hakeem Jeffries as our other hero

We are so fucked
“we demand a briefing”

or else what? another strongly worded social media post? quisling bitch.
My full statement on the Trump Administration’s military actions in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
“@grok, am I cool”
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
This is the best the opposition can do

This is why yall are getting primaried from the left, and why yall keep losing, we are so cooked everybody
My full statement on the Trump Administration’s military actions in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Rules that she has gotten owned this hard
disabling quote skeets is crazy but i fear your dear old dad is definitionally a sociopathic killer
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just for context, since she deleted
*jonathan frakes voice* not this time
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
This is actually my New Year’s resolution, and has been since 2020

“Survive”
I was compelled to redraw this. Happy New Year! Let us survive together.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
We are so fucking cooked, haha, this shit is the best that our loyal opposition can come up with
… Speaker Jeffries statement:
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I like how you entirely invalidate your first sentence with your second
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
If I am running this shitshow, I am swearing in on something that has meaning
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM