crumbledcolumns.bsky.social
@crumbledcolumns.bsky.social
Nah
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Swing and a miss
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Are you sure?
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Specifically the overnight healing version

Literally did feel it healing my hands so far this winter
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
For some reason at first glance, I read this as “Mitch McConnell stymied Obama, who put him in a headlock”

That would be cool
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
That’s silly and would never get anything done

Instead, I have here eleven questions in a very strongly worded letter that I am going to send to the President once Congress is open once more, and I am going to request to his Press Secretary that he read this letter and answer it.

That’ll do it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Look, dementia dissociation is normal and something everyone does, don’t worry about it
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Its always a balding white dude with facial hair who just has to step up and defend the status quo and the powers that be
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There is something magical about when a tomcat who was rough living on the streets trusts enough to let you touch tum
December 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Tomcat Power
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It’s the same reason that they would show up at Trump rallies with FUCK YOUR FEELINGS outfits on

Doing this performative bullshit lets them feel like They Won, and this image of the Kraft dinner would be the final shot of the movie proving that they totally won
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Brutal treatment of minorities is fine when it’s the correct sports team

Go team go, vote blue no matter who
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
lol the delicate structure of this skeet to avoid saying anything actually actionable
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ohhhh he is retiring to go back and harvest all the seeds he planted in the role

God bless America, the nation where this is seen as a good thing and not the self serving embezzlement it should be treated as
December 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What campaigns has will ever won to be able to speak so confidently
December 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The millennial might have spent time on newgrounds and know of B, instead
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Cool, none of what you posted has *anything* to do with me not believing anything about your statements
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Reposted
Imagine seeing a huge block of the most energized anti-Republican voters in the entire country, and going out of your way to way to alienate them.

This is why the democrats have the reputation of being out-of-touch.
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Look, it’s not like the democrats just ran a presidential campaign specifically targeting progressives and telling us we were not needed, they are gonna go with republicans who don’t want to vote republican anymore and then lost hard

Why should we ever learn from past mistakes? Vote blue, go team!
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I love it when people claim authority that it is not at all clear that they have any fuckin’ standing to claim

I’m not gonna take some tortilla avatar’s word that they are a rad IT guy for the finance world any more than anyone should believe a cat with a bow tie is a real estate mogul
December 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Nice appeal to authority but I am gonna go ahead and not believe that you are up to your elbows in the inner workings of high finance, random anon
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh, gender affirming medical procedures are good when straight people do them

I see
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM