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Crunchy Kleenex🤧
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Ya me tiene a la pija
Knew i was bout it when I asked for permission after I was already on the Disney.com website
Disney.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Where the hoes at?? ( so I know to ask my mom for permission before I go)
January 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If u go to The Rec Room in Btown just know I prolly spit in ur drink #pissoffurbartender
December 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Forgot this hoe existed
December 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Ngl woke up feeling like Gucci lane in 2007
December 12, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Tbh forgot this hoe existed
December 12, 2024 at 12:50 AM
What hoops I gotta jump thru so I can claim being Groovy
December 2, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Bouta pull up on my gr9 Spanish teacher like “Tengo el mucho ding dong “
December 2, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Why is it always the big head bitch acting like they run this bitch
December 2, 2024 at 7:19 PM
My favourite thing is saying ima call u back then taking b4-5 business days
November 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Idc what them mf b cooking at this spot. Gimmie the beef and bow wow anyday
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Get up for u get slept on
November 29, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Idc what you say I am the Dragon Warrior
November 29, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Crazy how one of the worlds smartest people’s opp was sum mf stairs 🧑🏽‍🦽
November 29, 2024 at 3:10 AM
yt ppl really feel like the big man when they hit u w “Hold your horses”
November 29, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Ngl one time I heard this lil Asian lady call someone else a chink and I gave her the nastiest dap up
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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if Moana 2 doesn't say "aloha bitch" right before killing the bad guy I'm not interested
November 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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the best thing about Thanksgiving is when you smoke a big ass joint
November 28, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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don't bother me i'm busy
November 28, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Eating my bitch pussy w my Gordon Ramsey impression

“WHERES THE FUCKKNG SAUCE”
November 28, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Sometimes when my bitch fart I take an extra deep breath 😮‍💨. I love you my lil hot air balloon 🥰💙
November 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Love me some lgbtq💙

Lil ghetto bitches that queef
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM