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Sad Kroeger
@crustyandy.bsky.social
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The good ideas are gone, this is all that's left
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Starting off the day with two Irn-Brus and a fry up
March 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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There's a kid named "Slater" at this park and we already have beef
March 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
crustyandy.bsky.social
Made my wife a dirty soda because The Algorithm has been promoting mormonism to me for nefarious reasons I assume. Might try soaking later
February 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Pissing on a zyn pouch in a urinal doesn't hit the same as going after a wad of skoal
January 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I got ass cheeks on my white tee, this two year old keeps shitting on me
January 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
bud grant spent a few pages of his autobiography talking about how he built a strong friendship with the raven community but the evils of a fallen world wouldn't allow it to last
I love almost all animals, but I have tried everything possible to be friendly to seagulls, to no avail. I raised them, fed them, did everything for them, and as soon as they were raised, they said, "The heck with you," and off they would go. Ravens, on the other hand, are very different. They want to be your buddy. Ravens will sit on your shoulder, look you in the eye, and even come when you call them. They're really amazing animals. Many years ago, at our lake place, I had two ravens. They were around all the time. I would call them and they would come down to get something to eat. They were wild, but they hung around all the time. They also used to go over to the neighbors' place. Sometimes they got into a little trouble. "Yeah, they were here this morning. They pulled the clothespins right off my clothesline," they would tell me. But other than that they were really good. One week one of the neighbors let some of their relatives use their cabin for the weekend, and the ravens ended up in their backyard. The lady had come out to hang up some wash and those two big ravens came right up to her. Bear in mind, ., ravens are large. They have a wingspan of probably six feet, which can be pretty intimidating. As soon as they landed, she went screaming into the house. Her son was there and thought she was being attacked by these huge black birds, so he grabbed a shotgun and went out and killed both of them. I couldn't blame the family. No one had told them that the ravens would come to visit in the morning. But it was a tragic ending for a couple of great pets. Another time we had three ravens, a male and two females. The male raven would sit on top of the garage. He was really large and boisterous—typical of a male. One night I heard a big commotion. A great horned owl had come and picked that raven right off the garage roof. There were feathers everywhere. And that was the end of him. Another time we had a raven at our home in Bloomington, and it stayed with us year-round. Ravens are awfully hardy, and this one roosted outside on top of the dog kennel. We fed him, so he stayed around. Ravens are awfully good mimics. This one could bark like a dog! He was so good, you really could not tell the difference. I mean he was that clever. The neighborhood kids never paid much attention to the raven except for one kid. For whatever reason, this kid did not like the raven. One day he came over to play basketball. In order to get to the basketball court, the kid had to walk by the dog kennel in our backyard. The raven was perched on the kennel. As he walked by I saw him pick up a rock and make a big detour around the dog kennel. The raven was just sitting on top of the kennel, not paying any attention to the kid, but I was thinking, I wonder what he is going to do with that rock. As the kid got behind the kennel, near the basketball court, he suddenly turned around and threw the rock right at the raven. I suppose he was maybe 15 or 20 yards away. He hit that raven right in the head and knocked him over. I could have given that kid another 5,000 rocks to throw and he would never have hit that raven again, but this one hit it square in the head. I took him to the vet, but it was too late. Our raven died. That was another tragic ending for one of our pets. And they all hurt.
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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The back yard is covered in mud and wet dog shit. Happy bad spring in December everyone
December 28, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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My regular barber was booked till next year so I took a chance and went to the barber school down the street. Dudeanne Platter totally fucked my hair
December 21, 2024 at 1:48 AM
crustyandy.bsky.social
I thought I was so fucking clever adding blended spinach to pasta sauce and calling it "Grinch noodles". My daughter saw straight through that bullshit
December 20, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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I saw someone on Instagram calling bite-sized sausages in BBQ sauce "burnt ends". That's just lil smokies on an overpriced smoker so I'm gonna give bluesky a try
December 11, 2024 at 4:18 AM