Crypt-Keeper Wasp
@cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social
Returned from the grave for #MarchMammalMadness
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Nobody should be concerned about the orphan baby Paca; he is my son now. He is much larger than I am but as a family we're making it work. #2025MMM
YOU: I am horrified and disgusted at this thing the government is doing
SOME GUY, APPEARING FROM THE WAINSCOTING: you’re SURPRISED that the government does bad things??
YOU: I didn’t sa—
SOME GUY: hey everyone, this NAIVE BABY BORN YESTERDAY is SURPRISED that the government is bad
SOME GUY, APPEARING FROM THE WAINSCOTING: you’re SURPRISED that the government does bad things??
YOU: I didn’t sa—
SOME GUY: hey everyone, this NAIVE BABY BORN YESTERDAY is SURPRISED that the government is bad
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
YOU: I am horrified and disgusted at this thing the government is doing
SOME GUY, APPEARING FROM THE WAINSCOTING: you’re SURPRISED that the government does bad things??
YOU: I didn’t sa—
SOME GUY: hey everyone, this NAIVE BABY BORN YESTERDAY is SURPRISED that the government is bad
SOME GUY, APPEARING FROM THE WAINSCOTING: you’re SURPRISED that the government does bad things??
YOU: I didn’t sa—
SOME GUY: hey everyone, this NAIVE BABY BORN YESTERDAY is SURPRISED that the government is bad
me: I think I will purchase some ATHLETIC GEAR for a LOVED ONE as a HOLIDAY GIFT
my bank's fraud department: YOU HAVE NEVER 🚨 DONE ANYTHING ATHLETIC 🚨 IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE 🚨 CLEARLY THIS WAS THE WORK OF A VILLAIN
my bank's fraud department: YOU HAVE NEVER 🚨 DONE ANYTHING ATHLETIC 🚨 IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE 🚨 CLEARLY THIS WAS THE WORK OF A VILLAIN
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: I think I will purchase some ATHLETIC GEAR for a LOVED ONE as a HOLIDAY GIFT
my bank's fraud department: YOU HAVE NEVER 🚨 DONE ANYTHING ATHLETIC 🚨 IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE 🚨 CLEARLY THIS WAS THE WORK OF A VILLAIN
my bank's fraud department: YOU HAVE NEVER 🚨 DONE ANYTHING ATHLETIC 🚨 IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE 🚨 CLEARLY THIS WAS THE WORK OF A VILLAIN
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U.S. violence is only bad when it departs from its supposedly noble purpose... The implication being America is fundamentally good, its military is fundamentally virtuous, and deviations from that virtue are shocking.
This is not the case nor the perception of anyone living outside of America.
This is not the case nor the perception of anyone living outside of America.
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
U.S. violence is only bad when it departs from its supposedly noble purpose... The implication being America is fundamentally good, its military is fundamentally virtuous, and deviations from that virtue are shocking.
This is not the case nor the perception of anyone living outside of America.
This is not the case nor the perception of anyone living outside of America.
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ACAB includes the US Military.
Yes, even your nephew or neighbor or sister. It's 2025, the war crimes have been public for quite a while now.
Yes, even your nephew or neighbor or sister. It's 2025, the war crimes have been public for quite a while now.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
ACAB includes the US Military.
Yes, even your nephew or neighbor or sister. It's 2025, the war crimes have been public for quite a while now.
Yes, even your nephew or neighbor or sister. It's 2025, the war crimes have been public for quite a while now.
"If you joined the Do Legal Violence Club and find you have been asked to do *il*legal violence, call this hotline..." I appreciate the spirit of these posts but feel that their audience may be limited.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"If you joined the Do Legal Violence Club and find you have been asked to do *il*legal violence, call this hotline..." I appreciate the spirit of these posts but feel that their audience may be limited.
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It’s baby octopus season 🐙🦑
Saw this little guy last night with the Salish Sea School in Anacortes, WA as part of their free community dock walk I volunteer as an interpreter for.
We can tell it is a giant pacific octopus from the single line of chromatophores on each arm.
Saw this little guy last night with the Salish Sea School in Anacortes, WA as part of their free community dock walk I volunteer as an interpreter for.
We can tell it is a giant pacific octopus from the single line of chromatophores on each arm.
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s baby octopus season 🐙🦑
Saw this little guy last night with the Salish Sea School in Anacortes, WA as part of their free community dock walk I volunteer as an interpreter for.
We can tell it is a giant pacific octopus from the single line of chromatophores on each arm.
Saw this little guy last night with the Salish Sea School in Anacortes, WA as part of their free community dock walk I volunteer as an interpreter for.
We can tell it is a giant pacific octopus from the single line of chromatophores on each arm.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It also speaks to a mental calculus- I have heard people say “X’s work is not good enough to put up with X’s behavior” and that makes me think…so there ARE people whose work is good enough for you to put up with their behavior? What’s unacceptable to you is predicated on how talented the person is??
Here's a thing that I despise: When someone is outed as an abuser, TERF, terrible human, and ppl start going "I never liked them anyway" "I never found them funny" "They never wrote good things to begin with" and seriously shut the hell up. All of that is just to position you are superior and (cont)
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It also speaks to a mental calculus- I have heard people say “X’s work is not good enough to put up with X’s behavior” and that makes me think…so there ARE people whose work is good enough for you to put up with their behavior? What’s unacceptable to you is predicated on how talented the person is??
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8. Evil city / pure countryside is an example of what Jeremy Lent calls a “root metaphor”: an idea so deeply implanted in our minds that we don’t even recognise it as an idea.
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
8. Evil city / pure countryside is an example of what Jeremy Lent calls a “root metaphor”: an idea so deeply implanted in our minds that we don’t even recognise it as an idea.
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I've gone back and forth on whether to post about this -- part of me that is so, so tired of flaying open the details of our grief just to beg the world to care.
They killed my friend. They fucking killed him.
His wife is struggling immensely to feed their children. Anything you can donate helps.
They killed my friend. They fucking killed him.
His wife is struggling immensely to feed their children. Anything you can donate helps.
As Bluesky continues banning Palestinians, my friend Hani -- one of the kindest men you will ever meet -- and his family are starving on the street. Please donate if you can.
chuffed.org/project/help...
chuffed.org/project/help...
Help Hany’s Family Live
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October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I've gone back and forth on whether to post about this -- part of me that is so, so tired of flaying open the details of our grief just to beg the world to care.
They killed my friend. They fucking killed him.
His wife is struggling immensely to feed their children. Anything you can donate helps.
They killed my friend. They fucking killed him.
His wife is struggling immensely to feed their children. Anything you can donate helps.
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Honestly all former and present members of the US military should probably ask themselves this more often. (PS. Sorry, not American, don't need to 'respect the troops')
What kills me about Platner Nazi tattoo thing is that it's literally the same skull from the "are we the baddies?" sketch, which aired a year before he got that tattoo.
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Honestly all former and present members of the US military should probably ask themselves this more often. (PS. Sorry, not American, don't need to 'respect the troops')
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it's baby 🥹
Cooloola monsters are weird, chunky insects endemic to South East Queensland, Australia. They're probably related to king crickets (Anostostomatidae), but not much is known about their evolution. The wingless females live permanently underground. #EverydayEnsifera
📸: Visit Gympie Region
📸: Visit Gympie Region
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
it's baby 🥹
The arc of the moral universe is a warped 2x4; sometimes you have to put your entire weight on it, maybe jump up and down a few times, to get it to bend towards justice
October 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The arc of the moral universe is a warped 2x4; sometimes you have to put your entire weight on it, maybe jump up and down a few times, to get it to bend towards justice
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god i fucking hate to see all these piece of shit libs be like "Mr Hegseth SIR you are INSULTING the proud traditions of Our Men In Uniform and desecrating the memories of their many noble actions at such legendary locations as Bud Dajo, Hiroshima, My Lai, Haditha, so on, so forth"
September 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
god i fucking hate to see all these piece of shit libs be like "Mr Hegseth SIR you are INSULTING the proud traditions of Our Men In Uniform and desecrating the memories of their many noble actions at such legendary locations as Bud Dajo, Hiroshima, My Lai, Haditha, so on, so forth"
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And that's how you integrate digital elements into an exhibition. Part of the temporary "China's Dinosaur World" at the Shanghai Natural History Museum, China. Closing this November.
Video source: Shanghai Let's Meet
Video source: Shanghai Let's Meet
September 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
And that's how you integrate digital elements into an exhibition. Part of the temporary "China's Dinosaur World" at the Shanghai Natural History Museum, China. Closing this November.
Video source: Shanghai Let's Meet
Video source: Shanghai Let's Meet
The idea that kids and teens are to blame for acts of fascism and censorship because the state or corporations say they’re doing it in the name of “child-friendliness” is so ass-backwards. You’re targeting the people with the least social power in this situation.
September 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The idea that kids and teens are to blame for acts of fascism and censorship because the state or corporations say they’re doing it in the name of “child-friendliness” is so ass-backwards. You’re targeting the people with the least social power in this situation.
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A tiny Jurassic pterosaur, Bellubrunnus, wingspan, less than a foot (its head is the size of my fingernail)
September 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A tiny Jurassic pterosaur, Bellubrunnus, wingspan, less than a foot (its head is the size of my fingernail)
There is no liberal or progressive way to criticize someone for dodging the draft, are you fucking serious
If your belief is “everyone should have obediently gone to fight in the Vietnam war”, that doesn’t just make you a conservative, that makes you a conservative by the standard of 50 years ago
If your belief is “everyone should have obediently gone to fight in the Vietnam war”, that doesn’t just make you a conservative, that makes you a conservative by the standard of 50 years ago
September 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
There is no liberal or progressive way to criticize someone for dodging the draft, are you fucking serious
If your belief is “everyone should have obediently gone to fight in the Vietnam war”, that doesn’t just make you a conservative, that makes you a conservative by the standard of 50 years ago
If your belief is “everyone should have obediently gone to fight in the Vietnam war”, that doesn’t just make you a conservative, that makes you a conservative by the standard of 50 years ago
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liberal Democrats version of fighting is to look at a maniac posting ethnic cleansing rhetoric on main, and saying “erm🤓you didn’t wear a uniform. you don’t deserve to slaughter helpless people. that’s reserved for those in uniform.”
September 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
liberal Democrats version of fighting is to look at a maniac posting ethnic cleansing rhetoric on main, and saying “erm🤓you didn’t wear a uniform. you don’t deserve to slaughter helpless people. that’s reserved for those in uniform.”
We need to stop letting anti-vaxxers get away with positioning themselves in opposition to "the mainstream". My dudes, you are the fucking mainstream. Some of the most powerful people on earth believe and promote your lethal bullshit, that is in fact why it's so goddamn dangerous
September 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We need to stop letting anti-vaxxers get away with positioning themselves in opposition to "the mainstream". My dudes, you are the fucking mainstream. Some of the most powerful people on earth believe and promote your lethal bullshit, that is in fact why it's so goddamn dangerous
In the vein of the famous "yall can't even boycott chick-fil-a" post, y'all can't even keep your cats indoors
August 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In the vein of the famous "yall can't even boycott chick-fil-a" post, y'all can't even keep your cats indoors
I swear every post about invasive cats in former European colonies is something like "how dare people scapegoat these poor innocent animals! humans are the REAL virus!", but the last one I saw was posted by a white lady with a racial slur in her username, which is a little on the nose I think
August 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I swear every post about invasive cats in former European colonies is something like "how dare people scapegoat these poor innocent animals! humans are the REAL virus!", but the last one I saw was posted by a white lady with a racial slur in her username, which is a little on the nose I think