Chris Truex
Chris Truex
@ctruex.bsky.social
I didn't realize that warning people about ICE would accidentally make those people instead think of the Royal Berkshire Regiment going over the top at the Somme
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 AM
This is a very good point. They want a commitment so they can wipe their brows, say "that's good, then!" and check out until the primary.
January 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by Chris Truex
“Dearest social media manager:

Weather conditions are bleak—but the team is hopeful & encouraged by today’s findings.

Note the sewer inspection was a success as you will see in our forthcoming report.

Rest assured, we are well provisioned. I expect to see you soon, safe & thankful.

—Yours, MB”
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Guards! Means test them!
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
No bloodhounds for oil
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 AM
"I will tell the Internet to stop doing something it finds funny. This is guaranteed to work. I am very smart"
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
That's the strange thing from here on the ground, from someone who lived through the runup to the invasion of Iraq. Literally no one here cared about Venezuela. There were no drums for war. They didn't even unpack the drums.
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM