For some reason, lately I've been thinking about the episode of Arrested Development where Maeby throws away one banana for each dollar she takes from the register, so it "balances out"

We need to get RFK jr on this STAT

"Looks like a Rolex band"

*Is identical to 15$ watches I would buy at Wal Mart*

I'm guessing they count any site using AI to adjust results for the user, and not specific deliberate use of an AI tool by the user

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

No lie, I'd absolutely be on board with snake protagonist. Untapped IP resource right there

obligatory sturgeon mention content

Oh no I stayed up late enough to start seeing posts about Keir Starmer

by the power vested in me by the holy order of the knights templar and the masonic temple I hereby designate MADD a terrorist organization

linking arms with Bill Kristol and George W. Bush's campaign manager at the barricades and singing Bella Ciao loud enough that i have an aneurysm

if you are at all skeptical of the idea that a person's "media environment" can meaningfully impact their basic understanding of reality consider I just heard someone reference a show called "Bob Hearts Abishola" that is apparently not only real, but also ran for five entire seasons on CBS

its like 9/11 but just for a third of the country, all crying and screaming and everybody else is just looking at each other going the hell they doin lol

Those are the pumps that keep the complex cocktail of alchemical mixtures pumping through his veins to sustain him

Bread AND circuses? In this economy?

"hi, is this Israel? Yeah. Yeah, I heard, they compared the fingerprint and everything. I know. I KNOW. Anyway, do you think you could bomb a random country for me? Okay, great. Yeah, see you then. Okay bye."

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

Trump laying there like James Caan in "Misery"

Quitting twitter for bluesky

We’re actually closer to 2100 than we are to 2024 because we experience linear time

what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people

I am very PASSIONATE about the need for more marriages* in this country and then lots of babies* in those marriages!* We desperately need to raise the birthrate* in this country!! (Fyi my wife* and I are divorced and my adult children* don’t speak to me.* Nonetheless!)

(*white)