Lïam from Online
@custodianofrecords.online
God's only angel.
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It’s not just posting, it’s challenging what a post can be!
I’ll never live inside a combination washer-dryer.
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I’ll never live inside a combination washer-dryer.
Throwing ass at the dentist's office.
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Throwing ass at the dentist's office.
Make a Bond film casual
Monopussy
Monopussy
Make a Bond film casual
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
Make a bond film casual
No Time To Vacuum
No Time To Vacuum
December 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Make a Bond film casual
Monopussy
Monopussy
Magsafe condoms
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Magsafe condoms
Reverse-active voice.
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reverse-active voice.
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ask not what your country pee pee poo poo. ask what PEE pee poo poo country
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
ask not what your country pee pee poo poo. ask what PEE pee poo poo country
Family is LOVING the TikTok dances I got them.
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Family is LOVING the TikTok dances I got them.
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Imagine having a super tough shift down at Nakatomi Plaza then having to go home to chase Urkel off your daughter
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Imagine having a super tough shift down at Nakatomi Plaza then having to go home to chase Urkel off your daughter
Frankincense I get, but what the hell is a baby going to do with myrrh?
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Frankincense I get, but what the hell is a baby going to do with myrrh?
Listening to New Radicals deep cuts, for the holidays.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Listening to New Radicals deep cuts, for the holidays.
Could a guy who eats dog medicine do this?
*vomits up a LOT of dog medicine*
*vomits up a LOT of dog medicine*
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Could a guy who eats dog medicine do this?
*vomits up a LOT of dog medicine*
*vomits up a LOT of dog medicine*
Once again having to explain to my family that it isn't a Senor Frog tramp stamp. It's Michigan J. Frog DRESSED AS Senor Frog for Halloween.
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Once again having to explain to my family that it isn't a Senor Frog tramp stamp. It's Michigan J. Frog DRESSED AS Senor Frog for Halloween.
I'll never be a six DVD box set.
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I'll never be a six DVD box set.
The real "Insane Clown Posse" is the Joker and his henchmen.
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The real "Insane Clown Posse" is the Joker and his henchmen.
A New York Slice should be sliced apple.
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A New York Slice should be sliced apple.
Erotic sports bloopers.
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Erotic sports bloopers.
Broad shouldered means you have the shoulders of a dame from a detective story.
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Broad shouldered means you have the shoulders of a dame from a detective story.
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You can fold
a phone
But can you fold
these arms
around the
One
you love?
-rupi kaur
a phone
But can you fold
these arms
around the
One
you love?
-rupi kaur
December 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You can fold
a phone
But can you fold
these arms
around the
One
you love?
-rupi kaur
a phone
But can you fold
these arms
around the
One
you love?
-rupi kaur
The human heart.
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The human heart.
Chapped Trap House.
December 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Chapped Trap House.
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BREAKING: Instacart is ending all price testing on its platform in the wake of this report.
EXCLUSIVE: We found that Instacart is using AI algorithms to charge customers different prices for the same items.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
We Had 400 People Shop For Groceries. What We Found Will Shock You.
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
BREAKING: Instacart is ending all price testing on its platform in the wake of this report.
Installing whistle tips on my various orifices.
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Installing whistle tips on my various orifices.
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we can't let these lefties participate just because they're more popular than us and we're all eighty
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
we can't let these lefties participate just because they're more popular than us and we're all eighty
lol, had a dream last night that I lost my work laptop. We're so back.
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
lol, had a dream last night that I lost my work laptop. We're so back.