Cynthia X.W.
@cynthiastooloud.bsky.social
Boston-Based Stand-Up Comedian | lost my glasses for the fourth time today
I better find my person soon so I don't have to cook so hard for the sapphic asian potlucks
September 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I better find my person soon so I don't have to cook so hard for the sapphic asian potlucks
Sometimes processing is just thinking the same thoughts over and over again and that’s okay.
July 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Sometimes processing is just thinking the same thoughts over and over again and that’s okay.
Finally gathered the strength to take my prescribed sleeping pill for the first time. Can I finish my comedy festival application before it kicks in?
July 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Finally gathered the strength to take my prescribed sleeping pill for the first time. Can I finish my comedy festival application before it kicks in?
Just sprained my ankle getting out of the chair at the salon. Did I just injure myself in the most femme way possible?
May 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Just sprained my ankle getting out of the chair at the salon. Did I just injure myself in the most femme way possible?
Like a flannel at goodwill I'm feeling slightly used
May 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Like a flannel at goodwill I'm feeling slightly used
Allergy season is a great time to be going through two break-ups. No need to hide the tears, just my sobbing!
May 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Allergy season is a great time to be going through two break-ups. No need to hide the tears, just my sobbing!
TIL: Golden showers just aren't my cup of pee.
April 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
TIL: Golden showers just aren't my cup of pee.
@ajessobsessed.bsky.social just said “a sunset is the gayest way a sky could look”
April 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@ajessobsessed.bsky.social just said “a sunset is the gayest way a sky could look”
White lotus and Duke University thoughts: (1/?)
April 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
White lotus and Duke University thoughts: (1/?)
Yes, I know using “partiful” would be easier but this old mid-millennial dog can’t learn a new app. So please excuse me while I text 18 ppl individually and keep a spreadsheet of the RSVPs.
March 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yes, I know using “partiful” would be easier but this old mid-millennial dog can’t learn a new app. So please excuse me while I text 18 ppl individually and keep a spreadsheet of the RSVPs.
white lotus blurb: to the people who say white lotus is "a show about nothing", I would say it's about rich people trying to screw each other over and the disasters that befall them. it's the best kind of schadenfreude! (1/?)
March 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
white lotus blurb: to the people who say white lotus is "a show about nothing", I would say it's about rich people trying to screw each other over and the disasters that befall them. it's the best kind of schadenfreude! (1/?)
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Boston Dyke March is returning June 13th!
January 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Boston Dyke March is returning June 13th!
I'm the kermit but the hand that's not being chewed on is holding a joint. tag yourselves
Yes.
Which Muppet best reflects how you’re feeling about [gestures at entire world]?
January 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I'm the kermit but the hand that's not being chewed on is holding a joint. tag yourselves
Turns out I don't even need drugs or alcohol to stay up until 3AM! My existential dread can do that all on its own.
January 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Turns out I don't even need drugs or alcohol to stay up until 3AM! My existential dread can do that all on its own.
I need to be better at promoting my shows but if anyone’s in Boston and looking for a hilarious show tonight:
January 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I need to be better at promoting my shows but if anyone’s in Boston and looking for a hilarious show tonight:
My immigrant parents think middlesex means non-binary.
January 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My immigrant parents think middlesex means non-binary.
Keen said “keep the fam close, that’s how you’ll go far” so I’m gonna visit my Dad this weekend
January 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Keen said “keep the fam close, that’s how you’ll go far” so I’m gonna visit my Dad this weekend
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dragon fruit but as an actual dragon
January 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
dragon fruit but as an actual dragon
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How to write: Stop not writing. Keep your butt in the chair. Write really bad small sections of the whole—passages, moments, episodes, memories—til you have an incredibly shitty 1st draft. Then take out the boring parts, the lies and pretensions. Then write a better 2nd draft.
January 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
How to write: Stop not writing. Keep your butt in the chair. Write really bad small sections of the whole—passages, moments, episodes, memories—til you have an incredibly shitty 1st draft. Then take out the boring parts, the lies and pretensions. Then write a better 2nd draft.
I watched I used to be funny and national anthem more recently than the below, but they're not showing up here because I rated them out of order: #filmsky #filmfridays
September 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I watched I used to be funny and national anthem more recently than the below, but they're not showing up here because I rated them out of order: #filmsky #filmfridays
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ORDINARY PEOPLE (1980) is on MAX if you'd like to remember Donald Sutherland and don't have TCM. Just make sure you're emotionally prepared. #FilmSky
September 27, 2024 at 12:51 AM
ORDINARY PEOPLE (1980) is on MAX if you'd like to remember Donald Sutherland and don't have TCM. Just make sure you're emotionally prepared. #FilmSky
Now that I'm off anti-depressants I actually have a libido, but I now know it would probably take me an hour of therapy to process a one night stand.
September 27, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Now that I'm off anti-depressants I actually have a libido, but I now know it would probably take me an hour of therapy to process a one night stand.
taste is a sapphic song about sabrina carpenter wanting to go down on all the girls that will come after her and im here for it (1/?)
September 26, 2024 at 2:58 AM
taste is a sapphic song about sabrina carpenter wanting to go down on all the girls that will come after her and im here for it (1/?)