Elena
@czarelena.bsky.social
Russian in the UK. Pro-🇺🇦, pro-🇪🇺, pro-🏳️🌈. Bang into wine, cats and holidays.
Taking Poppet to the dentist today. She doesn’t even have teeth yet but hopefully they’ll tell us how soon she will.
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Taking Poppet to the dentist today. She doesn’t even have teeth yet but hopefully they’ll tell us how soon she will.
I’m sure Dr Jart is a very respectable chemist or whatever but I can’t stop reading his surname as relating to a shart. Perhaps in jeans.
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I’m sure Dr Jart is a very respectable chemist or whatever but I can’t stop reading his surname as relating to a shart. Perhaps in jeans.
Reposted by Elena
Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
How are Tiny Human and my husband happiest in T-shirts and barefoot while I need wool socks, thermal sweatpants and a fleece to not feel like I’m succumbing to hypothermia
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
How are Tiny Human and my husband happiest in T-shirts and barefoot while I need wool socks, thermal sweatpants and a fleece to not feel like I’m succumbing to hypothermia
Forgot how painful Depo Provera injections are fucking hell. My arse SMARTS.
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Forgot how painful Depo Provera injections are fucking hell. My arse SMARTS.
If you’re reposting rage bait, you’re still disseminating the message. Yes even if you add a witty riposte.
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you’re reposting rage bait, you’re still disseminating the message. Yes even if you add a witty riposte.
Accidentally ordered a kilo of fancy Greek yoghurt so now I have to eat fancy breakfast every day
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Accidentally ordered a kilo of fancy Greek yoghurt so now I have to eat fancy breakfast every day
Cats and babies have a lot in common. For example, both get really upset when you try to wipe their snot away with a wet tissue.
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Cats and babies have a lot in common. For example, both get really upset when you try to wipe their snot away with a wet tissue.
This is like that TikTok making fun of weird train station names in the announcements
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This is like that TikTok making fun of weird train station names in the announcements
Add hock
Had to get that out of my system
Had to get that out of my system
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Add hock
Had to get that out of my system
Had to get that out of my system
Tiny Human has decided that 5am is the new wake-up time. I am dead.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Tiny Human has decided that 5am is the new wake-up time. I am dead.
I cannot express fully how much I hate the joke format “What idiot called it ‘[thing]’ and not ‘[tenuous shit pun]’”, it makes my stomach turn.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I cannot express fully how much I hate the joke format “What idiot called it ‘[thing]’ and not ‘[tenuous shit pun]’”, it makes my stomach turn.
I’d actually love to make use of Tesco Whoosh but there’s fuck all selection on there for baby stuff compared to a normal delivery so it makes way more sense to go to a store. Shame really as I’d prefer it to Deliveroo!
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I’d actually love to make use of Tesco Whoosh but there’s fuck all selection on there for baby stuff compared to a normal delivery so it makes way more sense to go to a store. Shame really as I’d prefer it to Deliveroo!
“But when’s int-“ ITS TODAY SHUT THE FUCK UP
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“But when’s int-“ ITS TODAY SHUT THE FUCK UP
I have succumbed to the lurgy.
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have succumbed to the lurgy.
Познакомилась с русской мамой в яслях. Неожиданно.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Познакомилась с русской мамой в яслях. Неожиданно.
Tiny Human has got into the habit of waking up at 3am to have a good scream and I think I might actually go insane.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Tiny Human has got into the habit of waking up at 3am to have a good scream and I think I might actually go insane.
Муж и пупс оба больные, я думаю я сдохну
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Муж и пупс оба больные, я думаю я сдохну
Just suggested a long drive home from the pub so Tiny Human could nap in the car but I had 2 pints and think I might actually wet myself
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Just suggested a long drive home from the pub so Tiny Human could nap in the car but I had 2 pints and think I might actually wet myself
Pals on instagram are gallivanting around cold rainy England mountains in their waterproofs and that absolutely couldn’t be me. I’m staying firmly ensconced indoors until it’s winter sun time.
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Pals on instagram are gallivanting around cold rainy England mountains in their waterproofs and that absolutely couldn’t be me. I’m staying firmly ensconced indoors until it’s winter sun time.
Every time I’m waiting for the Botox to kick in I’m like “I bet it failed / she accidentally injected water or something” why is my brain like this
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Every time I’m waiting for the Botox to kick in I’m like “I bet it failed / she accidentally injected water or something” why is my brain like this
I’ve got an eye test tomorrow and I’ll be honest lads, I well can’t be fucked with it
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’ve got an eye test tomorrow and I’ll be honest lads, I well can’t be fucked with it
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There's this woman doing an absolutely wild social experiment on TikTok. She calls random US churches with the sound of a baby crying in the background, explain the baby hasn't eaten in over 12 hours, and asks for 1 bottle of baby formula. She has a public spreadsheet of how each one responded. 1/3
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
There's this woman doing an absolutely wild social experiment on TikTok. She calls random US churches with the sound of a baby crying in the background, explain the baby hasn't eaten in over 12 hours, and asks for 1 bottle of baby formula. She has a public spreadsheet of how each one responded. 1/3
Hahaaa hitler had a tiny dick
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hahaaa hitler had a tiny dick