What's the point of tunes at this hour if they're not bangin? Call me old fashioned I dunno

Are they gonna drop a beat or...

Is there a prize for the worst haircut or something because there are some serious contenders

This little hoor has carpet burn on her toes

Lads will fuck you in the arse but not kiss you because that would be gay

Why can't I stop eating?
Oh yeah, everything I bought is delicious.

Lush deathbomb in the deathbath

Please, my house, it's very cluttered.

Walking into Electric Picnic with 25 elfbars up my hole

a very funny thing that could actually happen is Trump being sent to jail for contempt of court mid-trial

Mammy - "You know that serial I do be watching? Well you know your man that was accused of killing his wife? Well he didn't. Do you know what happened? AN OWL came down and killed her"

My two followers are cool, ye should know each other