Lofi.witticisms.bat
@d4c3.bsky.social
I thought the usual exercise at the airport was the beer to mouth bicep curl?
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I thought the usual exercise at the airport was the beer to mouth bicep curl?
I would wait in a centralised area instead of axing through numerous doors
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I would wait in a centralised area instead of axing through numerous doors
Yeah, all I see in the Discover tab is Jerry - Jerry as far as the eye can see
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Yeah, all I see in the Discover tab is Jerry - Jerry as far as the eye can see
'Your mate yoda went under the bumper of me ute'
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
'Your mate yoda went under the bumper of me ute'
Pretty standard month, really
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Pretty standard month, really
'We used to be Postmen'
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
'We used to be Postmen'
Hey, I'm cooping here!
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Hey, I'm cooping here!
'I ah did not have sexual relations with that uh, man'
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
'I ah did not have sexual relations with that uh, man'
Reposted by Lofi.witticisms.bat
These just write themselves now.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
These just write themselves now.
And if they do, it won't be before 10am, those lazy bastards
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
And if they do, it won't be before 10am, those lazy bastards