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brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Them: What has surprised you about adulthood

Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
me: so, we meet again, my arch nemesis, bane of my existence, thorn in my side, tormentor of my soul, burden on my heart, scourge of my life, villainous destructor of my waking hours

eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python

ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda

ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Rest in peace Yoda you would have loved ska music
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
feds do NOT read this, this post is NOT FOR FEDS, ok now rhat all the Feds are gone:

i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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werlyloveluigi.bsky.social
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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surletable.bsky.social
tim the tool man taylor

"tim" the tool man taylor

tim "the" tool man taylor

tim the "tool" man taylor

tim the tool "man" taylor

tim the tool man "taylor"
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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samio.bsky.social
free dril
a screenshot from twitter in which @dril explains why he was banned/suspended from bluesky. he merely reposted a screenshot from the epstein emails in which he messages deepak chopra about pokemon go.
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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fulkery.bsky.social
Bilaterally symmetrical aliens be like “I put on my klonedspxrjin one glaxvrd at a time, just like any other hrnklazzifg.”
February 4, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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midgie.bsky.social
i will believe any story about a cat
February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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hulkhoquinn.bsky.social
There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
Screenshot of when Adobe tried to act friendly and start an account here. Everyone yelled at them making them delete and @senabryer.com posted “not you. Take CURSE OF RA” followed by a series of cryptic/magical images
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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demongrrl.gay
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Twitter post from @BenjaminDEKR “OpenClaw is interesting, but will also drain your wallet if you aren't careful. Last night around midnight I loaded my Anthropic API account with $20, then went to bed. When I woke up, my Anthropic balance was $O. Opus was checking "is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night." Doing literally nothing, OpenClaw spent the entire balance. How? The "Heartbeat" cron job, even though literally the only thing I had going was one silly reminder, ("remind me tomorrow to get milk")” Continuation of twitter post “1. Sent ~120,000 tokens of context to Opus 4.5 2. Opus read HEARTBEAT md, thought about reminders 3. Replied "HEARTBEAT_OK" 4. Cost: ~$0.75 per heartbeat (cache writes) The damage: - Overnight = ~25+ heartbeats - 25 × $0.75 = ~$18.75 just from heartbeats alone - Plus regular conversation = ~$20 total The absurdity: Opus was essentially checking "is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night." The problem is: 1. Heartbeat uses Opus (most expensive model) for a trivial check 2. Sends the entire conversation context (~120k tokens) each time 3. Runs every 30 minutes regardless of whether anything needs checking That's $750 a month if this runs, to occasionally remind me stuff? Yeah, no. Not great.”
February 2, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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fasterthanlime.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
...horrifying message without context, thank you
Error: entity released
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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cockremover.bsky.social
saying "he sucks so much even the pedophiles dont want to hang out with him" kind of implies theres a guy who makes you go "you know he really sucks, but at least the pedophiles like him"
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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yeeeerika.bsky.social
laying in bed a little longer this morning, as an act of defiance
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Having analyzed this frame by frame like the Zapruder film my verdict is the president did indeed have an Unidentified Ass Event at 0:34
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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stevesuckington.bsky.social
*putting out a bowl of license plates for the great white I’m sharksitting*
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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publicpolicyman.bsky.social
imagining most of this shit went down in the blackberry era with shitty tactile keyboards and shittier autocorrect
publicpolicyman.bsky.social uncle ballhawk @publicpolicyman.bsky.social · 7d
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hey jeff u got kids and qualuudes semd heli copter
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
ugh no that was the wrong person from home alone 2 wtf, jesus?!
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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jane.meangirls.online
I hope one day I can be outside the tribunals selling bootleg merch. Shirts with Bart Simpson in judge robes sentencing Stephen Miller to the gallows, stuff like that.
January 30, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
I went to a costume party dressed as a ticket to the Melania movie but nobody's buyin it
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
I come from a long line of people who died.
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM