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daberhasher
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My porno account where I post my ass hole (just jokin)
Wife said my plan at the time to continue bartending wasn’t gonna cut it if she was gonna move in. I didn’t have any better ideas so she suggested this
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Doing a Haka to protest rising grocery prices and everyone around the customer service desk thinks I’m doing cornholio
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I figured out that I’ve been to the restaurant the whale orders from in the whale a bunch of times. I used to live in Moscow, ID. It sucks super bad - like worst red sauce place I’ve ever tried
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ppl on here love to make their bio “ #18+ #NSFW #kink “ and their whole media tab is non sexual drawings of digimon
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I don’t watch the show but it is my belief that Alfonso Ribeiro should be the “final boss” of every Dancing with the Stars season
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Bluesky app icon more blue now…that’s okay I’ll keep using this garbage
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I invented this
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Me: drat and bother

Gf: is that from Winnie the Pooh?

Me, putting on a red shirt and no pants: he stole it from me
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
youtu.be/Oie--p6YqJo?... home from work trip and deeply enjoying my saturday
Fuerza Regida x Grupo Frontera - Bebe Dame
YouTube video by FUERZA REGIDA
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Biffo a damn freak
Beano #955, Nov 5, 1960
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Break out the rye bread and mustard
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Economists fear the United States may be approaching a bruh moment
October 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Big Dumper is a revolution in nicknames because they actually acknowledge what it means. When I was a kid they said he was big unit because he’s tall
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
October 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Another long shift at the bowling alley refusing to let people make their name Charlie Kirk on the scoring computer. It’s hard to have this on top of my regular job but denying their chance to grieve in their way is worth it to me
October 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The Taylor Swift Charli XCX conspiracy bumper crop is hitting
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This is the dawn of the Dark Sanchez era
October 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My turds are being compared by me to Aaron Judge
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
billybillybilly
September 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is the first time I’ve seen people react to the menace Biffo appropriately
Beano #980, April 29, 1961
September 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s Monday morning and I am once again frothing mad talking about Jon Favreau’s Chef
September 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM