Lisa BW
@dabytch.bsky.social
I have a long history of making bad decisions.
Which explains the abundance of great stories I can tell.
Which explains the abundance of great stories I can tell.
There is no water coming out of the tap. Again.
It's "just" hitting a reset button, but it's 6 am, cold and dark, I'm in pj's and the reset button is in the pump house. With the rats.
Welcome to hillbilly hill, where if it ain't broke, it will be soon.
And it will NEVER get fixed.
It's "just" hitting a reset button, but it's 6 am, cold and dark, I'm in pj's and the reset button is in the pump house. With the rats.
Welcome to hillbilly hill, where if it ain't broke, it will be soon.
And it will NEVER get fixed.
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
There is no water coming out of the tap. Again.
It's "just" hitting a reset button, but it's 6 am, cold and dark, I'm in pj's and the reset button is in the pump house. With the rats.
Welcome to hillbilly hill, where if it ain't broke, it will be soon.
And it will NEVER get fixed.
It's "just" hitting a reset button, but it's 6 am, cold and dark, I'm in pj's and the reset button is in the pump house. With the rats.
Welcome to hillbilly hill, where if it ain't broke, it will be soon.
And it will NEVER get fixed.
Yet another hill I will die upon.
Adam West was, is and will always be Batman.
Fight me.
Sock! Kapow! Zap!
Adam West was, is and will always be Batman.
Fight me.
Sock! Kapow! Zap!
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yet another hill I will die upon.
Adam West was, is and will always be Batman.
Fight me.
Sock! Kapow! Zap!
Adam West was, is and will always be Batman.
Fight me.
Sock! Kapow! Zap!
Three games on Batman 66 so far today.
First game, didn't even break 100 million.
2nd game, 1.2 billion (412 million on Riddler alone).
3rd game, 102 million.
At least I'm consistent...ly inconsistent.
First game, didn't even break 100 million.
2nd game, 1.2 billion (412 million on Riddler alone).
3rd game, 102 million.
At least I'm consistent...ly inconsistent.
December 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Three games on Batman 66 so far today.
First game, didn't even break 100 million.
2nd game, 1.2 billion (412 million on Riddler alone).
3rd game, 102 million.
At least I'm consistent...ly inconsistent.
First game, didn't even break 100 million.
2nd game, 1.2 billion (412 million on Riddler alone).
3rd game, 102 million.
At least I'm consistent...ly inconsistent.
Hubby has been growing out a beard.
Yesterday I cleaned the master bathroom.
How are these related?
This morning he informed me that today he's shaving.
Well, at least I HAD a clean bathroom. For a few hours. 🤪
Yesterday I cleaned the master bathroom.
How are these related?
This morning he informed me that today he's shaving.
Well, at least I HAD a clean bathroom. For a few hours. 🤪
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hubby has been growing out a beard.
Yesterday I cleaned the master bathroom.
How are these related?
This morning he informed me that today he's shaving.
Well, at least I HAD a clean bathroom. For a few hours. 🤪
Yesterday I cleaned the master bathroom.
How are these related?
This morning he informed me that today he's shaving.
Well, at least I HAD a clean bathroom. For a few hours. 🤪
100+ hours into No Mans Sky. I get mobbed by sentinels with the one item I need to continue two story lines. Die cuz I suck at combat. Lose entire inventory. Mobbed again immediately on resurrection. Die again before I can find grave w/ammo. Repeat ad infinitum.
100+ hours wasted.
Fuck this game.
100+ hours wasted.
Fuck this game.
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
100+ hours into No Mans Sky. I get mobbed by sentinels with the one item I need to continue two story lines. Die cuz I suck at combat. Lose entire inventory. Mobbed again immediately on resurrection. Die again before I can find grave w/ammo. Repeat ad infinitum.
100+ hours wasted.
Fuck this game.
100+ hours wasted.
Fuck this game.
A hill I will die upon.
A pinball machine is a machine or a game. Not a table.
Tables are flat. You can put on things on tables. You can even sit on one.
Pinball machines are not flat. Put something on or sit upon one of my games and there will be consequences.
A pinball machine is a machine or a game. Not a table.
Tables are flat. You can put on things on tables. You can even sit on one.
Pinball machines are not flat. Put something on or sit upon one of my games and there will be consequences.
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A hill I will die upon.
A pinball machine is a machine or a game. Not a table.
Tables are flat. You can put on things on tables. You can even sit on one.
Pinball machines are not flat. Put something on or sit upon one of my games and there will be consequences.
A pinball machine is a machine or a game. Not a table.
Tables are flat. You can put on things on tables. You can even sit on one.
Pinball machines are not flat. Put something on or sit upon one of my games and there will be consequences.
42 years ago this morning, I woke up, opened presents, got driven to the hospital and 10 hours later they opened me and I got my amazing son.
I was 18.
He's still amazing but damn. Where tf did the last 42 years go?
I was 18.
He's still amazing but damn. Where tf did the last 42 years go?
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
42 years ago this morning, I woke up, opened presents, got driven to the hospital and 10 hours later they opened me and I got my amazing son.
I was 18.
He's still amazing but damn. Where tf did the last 42 years go?
I was 18.
He's still amazing but damn. Where tf did the last 42 years go?
I was on a murder case jury once. The defendant had a different case in prison where he drove a shank so far into a rapists back it had to be surgically removed from the guy's spine.
I'd like to see some redacted names in a cell with that defendant.
I'd like to see some redacted names in a cell with that defendant.
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I was on a murder case jury once. The defendant had a different case in prison where he drove a shank so far into a rapists back it had to be surgically removed from the guy's spine.
I'd like to see some redacted names in a cell with that defendant.
I'd like to see some redacted names in a cell with that defendant.
Im all in on wind energy.
But please, keep turbines out of our oceans.
Why can't we keep those beautiful unobstructed views instead of destroying them to power industry and further enrich CEOs?
I guess since we're already destroying the oceans with oil platforms it doesnt really matter though...
But please, keep turbines out of our oceans.
Why can't we keep those beautiful unobstructed views instead of destroying them to power industry and further enrich CEOs?
I guess since we're already destroying the oceans with oil platforms it doesnt really matter though...
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Im all in on wind energy.
But please, keep turbines out of our oceans.
Why can't we keep those beautiful unobstructed views instead of destroying them to power industry and further enrich CEOs?
I guess since we're already destroying the oceans with oil platforms it doesnt really matter though...
But please, keep turbines out of our oceans.
Why can't we keep those beautiful unobstructed views instead of destroying them to power industry and further enrich CEOs?
I guess since we're already destroying the oceans with oil platforms it doesnt really matter though...
Finally kinda starting to maybe get the hang of a 21st century game controller. I'm old, more than two buttons is hard.
I don't think I will ever figure out how to walk & shoot at the same time. I can't even stand still to kill a slowly moving target w/o dying.
At least I can play pinball goodish.
I don't think I will ever figure out how to walk & shoot at the same time. I can't even stand still to kill a slowly moving target w/o dying.
At least I can play pinball goodish.
December 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Finally kinda starting to maybe get the hang of a 21st century game controller. I'm old, more than two buttons is hard.
I don't think I will ever figure out how to walk & shoot at the same time. I can't even stand still to kill a slowly moving target w/o dying.
At least I can play pinball goodish.
I don't think I will ever figure out how to walk & shoot at the same time. I can't even stand still to kill a slowly moving target w/o dying.
At least I can play pinball goodish.
Bing Crosby, David Bowie - Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy
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December 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Vance is Catholic.
The Puritans were fleeing the Catholic church. Logically then, the original whites in the US would hate Vance.
And Catholics were actively discriminated against in immigration for many decades.
By his own standards, hating Vance is patriotic.
The Puritans were fleeing the Catholic church. Logically then, the original whites in the US would hate Vance.
And Catholics were actively discriminated against in immigration for many decades.
By his own standards, hating Vance is patriotic.
December 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Vance is Catholic.
The Puritans were fleeing the Catholic church. Logically then, the original whites in the US would hate Vance.
And Catholics were actively discriminated against in immigration for many decades.
By his own standards, hating Vance is patriotic.
The Puritans were fleeing the Catholic church. Logically then, the original whites in the US would hate Vance.
And Catholics were actively discriminated against in immigration for many decades.
By his own standards, hating Vance is patriotic.
We really should stop saying fuck trump, vance, bondi etc.
Do we really want any of them getting laid?
For one thing, ick. Like more ick than when you thought about your parents doing it when you were 10.
For another, why are we wishing for them to have ahy pleasure at all?
Do we really want any of them getting laid?
For one thing, ick. Like more ick than when you thought about your parents doing it when you were 10.
For another, why are we wishing for them to have ahy pleasure at all?
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
We really should stop saying fuck trump, vance, bondi etc.
Do we really want any of them getting laid?
For one thing, ick. Like more ick than when you thought about your parents doing it when you were 10.
For another, why are we wishing for them to have ahy pleasure at all?
Do we really want any of them getting laid?
For one thing, ick. Like more ick than when you thought about your parents doing it when you were 10.
For another, why are we wishing for them to have ahy pleasure at all?
It's gonna be a good day
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's gonna be a good day
I love showing up at the dispensary, wondering why it's so busy and then realizing it's the 20th.
Freebies, deals and even got to say hi to Santa. 😃
Freebies, deals and even got to say hi to Santa. 😃
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love showing up at the dispensary, wondering why it's so busy and then realizing it's the 20th.
Freebies, deals and even got to say hi to Santa. 😃
Freebies, deals and even got to say hi to Santa. 😃
As expected, the "release" was as transparent as a rock.
And as expected, nothing is going to be done about yet another flagrant violation of the law by the Emperor Donald and his band of lying liars.
Other than strong words.
Very strong words.
And as expected, nothing is going to be done about yet another flagrant violation of the law by the Emperor Donald and his band of lying liars.
Other than strong words.
Very strong words.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
As expected, the "release" was as transparent as a rock.
And as expected, nothing is going to be done about yet another flagrant violation of the law by the Emperor Donald and his band of lying liars.
Other than strong words.
Very strong words.
And as expected, nothing is going to be done about yet another flagrant violation of the law by the Emperor Donald and his band of lying liars.
Other than strong words.
Very strong words.
Mental load.
It's real. You think basic adulting for yourself is hard. Try running your life, your spouses life, your life as a couple and one or more other family members lives, all at the same time.
This is why old women "go nuts". We're fucking done. Handle your own shit and leave us tf alone.
It's real. You think basic adulting for yourself is hard. Try running your life, your spouses life, your life as a couple and one or more other family members lives, all at the same time.
This is why old women "go nuts". We're fucking done. Handle your own shit and leave us tf alone.
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Mental load.
It's real. You think basic adulting for yourself is hard. Try running your life, your spouses life, your life as a couple and one or more other family members lives, all at the same time.
This is why old women "go nuts". We're fucking done. Handle your own shit and leave us tf alone.
It's real. You think basic adulting for yourself is hard. Try running your life, your spouses life, your life as a couple and one or more other family members lives, all at the same time.
This is why old women "go nuts". We're fucking done. Handle your own shit and leave us tf alone.
Make Lying Wrong Again
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Make Lying Wrong Again
I sure hope Congress has a wonderful vacation.
I also hope those in Johnson's district help him enjoy it by going caroling at his house.
24/7
I also hope those in Johnson's district help him enjoy it by going caroling at his house.
24/7
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I sure hope Congress has a wonderful vacation.
I also hope those in Johnson's district help him enjoy it by going caroling at his house.
24/7
I also hope those in Johnson's district help him enjoy it by going caroling at his house.
24/7
The emperor has no clothes
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The emperor has no clothes
Hello 2 am.
Didn't we see each other last night? And the night before that? And like every night for the past two weeks?
You're nice, and dont take this the wrong way, but I kinda need a break.
Sorry, I'm just not into you that much.
Didn't we see each other last night? And the night before that? And like every night for the past two weeks?
You're nice, and dont take this the wrong way, but I kinda need a break.
Sorry, I'm just not into you that much.
December 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Hello 2 am.
Didn't we see each other last night? And the night before that? And like every night for the past two weeks?
You're nice, and dont take this the wrong way, but I kinda need a break.
Sorry, I'm just not into you that much.
Didn't we see each other last night? And the night before that? And like every night for the past two weeks?
You're nice, and dont take this the wrong way, but I kinda need a break.
Sorry, I'm just not into you that much.
Why is no one talking about the fact that we could have had ACA subsidies next month if Dems hadn't given in last month?
All those strong words meant nothing.
All those strong words meant nothing.
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Why is no one talking about the fact that we could have had ACA subsidies next month if Dems hadn't given in last month?
All those strong words meant nothing.
All those strong words meant nothing.
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A room full of Military turn their backs and disregard Trump. How do you know they have zero respect for the Commander in Chief?
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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