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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 2d

Hey @cnn.com, it's funny how 2025 Chicago looks nothing like 1992 LA....

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

The picture from
The article with a picture of an armed men standing in front of a burning donut shop. You must click through to read the caption “
Two National guardsmen stand guard outside a burning donut shop in Los Angeles on April 30, 1992.
The National Guard was called in to aid police during the second day of rioting in the city.”

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 7d

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Vance: "If you're an American citizen & you've been to the hospital in the last few years, you've probably noticed wait times are especially large & very often somebody who's there in the ER is an illegal alien. Why do those people get healthcare benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?"

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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 9d

Forbes 30 under 30 gets another

Charlie Javice sentenced to 7 years in prison for JPMorgan Chase fraud

Charlie Javice got a 7-year prison sentence for defrauding JPMorgan Chase in the $175M sale of her fintech startup Frank.

www.businessinsider.com

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 9d

I can't stop watching this. Help.

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 10d

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 10d

CHUDs trying to ruin your dinner order.

WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 10d

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 10d

Wut? That's just the price of airport water.

Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 10d

They already bumped us to the Flagship lounge, so I'm bouncing between Champagne and bourbon cocktails. What's the worst that could happen?

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 10d

PTO. So it begins.

Super hot witchy chick drinking wine with a dumpy middle aged Asian man. So bougie that he's drinking Champagne.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 10d

Dear Martha,

The enemy lines draw closer but my regiment still stands. M brought in flowers and tomatoes from the garden while I walked to the corner falafel shop. He gave me some baklava to thank me for my service. I will trade it for brandied cherries at the troop's cocktail hour.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11d

Rand Paul: "Chicago is a nightmare. It is literally a war zone."

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 11d

Here's the thing: lean into it. "Sure! We have a special Charlie Kirk cake. It's $500, cash-only, pre-pay. It'll be ready in 3 days!" Simple round vanilla cake. It says, "Kids Should Die for My Guns" and is filled with red cornstarch filling. Served with a clear top so all can see.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 11d

Just ask a cop and ask a soldier what, "cover me," means and you'll get wildly different answers.

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 15d

There it is!

A post from fucksrammemes that says: Chloe Dygert breaks UCI rules on political messaging with new bike and TT helmet. The helmet is a KKK hood.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 15d

At least killing Zoom in the system tray actually kills Zoom. WebEx stays alive unless you kill all the executables from task manager.

If you're on a Mac with either, well good luck with that.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 15d

Tylenol causes autism?

Okay, then ibuprofen makes you gay and Aleve makes you poly.

Since we're just making up pharmacology now, might as well lean into it.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 15d

My kid's an adult. I still put the veggies on the table while he's super-hungry before I put the meat and bread out.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 16d

FUN FACT: Autism was first diagnosed at least 40 years before Tylenol was created.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 16d

The fact that the backlash was, literally, from Karen tells you about the outrage.

The_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 16d

GWAR are facing backlash after beheading an Elon Musk dummy live on stage during their performance at Riot Fest.

(Image credit: Barry Brecheisen/Getty Images)

bluntmag.com.au/music/gwar-f...

picture of GWAR at Riot Fest. Image credit: Barry Brecheisen/Getty Images

https://bluntmag.com.au/music/gwar-face-backlash-after-beheading-elon-musk-dummy-on-stage-at-riot-fest/

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 16d

My wife loves Killstar, Disturbia, Midnight Hour, and Forest Ink.

I think I've seen that dress on Forest Ink, BTW.

She, uh, wears a lot of black.

Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 17d

In case anyone was wondering, even though cabin crews aren't allowed to wear masks on flights anymore (remember Trump I?), the off-duty crews can. And most did during my flight home on Friday.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 17d

Huh. I remember when NCOs were PISSED THE FUCK OFF when regs changed and they had to shave their beards.

No, seriously! Someone realized gas masks didn't work with beards and these guys were like, "who tf cares! I want my luxurious man-fur!"

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 18d

Listen, Bill Essayli, your government has already made me stand with Jimmy Kimmel. If you make me stand with Gavin Newsom, I will NEVER forgive you.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 19d

Even if the boat was packed with fentanyl, it's still murder.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 21d

According to Snopes, this is actually 100% fact.

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 21d

EVERY 30+ WHITE GUY NAMED JIMMY IS MR BEAST TO ME

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 21d

Fuck. Never in my life would I have said, "I stand with Jimmy Kimmel," but here we are.

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Johnnie Will Never Mourn Dead Fascists @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 21d

In the past 72 hours, I'm pretty sure you saw me get all Beavis over a campfire....

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