me: i am a rational person and i evaluate the world around me with clear eyed skepticism of superstition, magical thinking, and faith based reasoning

also me: there are actual demons that live in SharePoint. the demons in SharePoint delight in our suffering

The remote to my TV broke and I thought "surely this problem has already been solved". And yes, it only took me minutes to install an app. I can find my phone using my watch. I have just solved two problems at once. #adhd

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

I finally deleted my account on the other place. A lot of my news follows made it over here, so I really need to start following puppies and quilting content to balance it out!

you should get a discount on your health insurance for getting all the vaccines you’re eligible for, like a safe driving discount

any body else planning a conference call at 2:15 ET tomorrow just to get out of the meeting at 2:20