erinscafe
@erinscafe.bsky.social
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erinscafe.bsky.social
lmao I can’t believe you guys were all hanging out here without me
erinscafe.bsky.social
“In February, a 36-year-old man swallowed 20 over-the-counter pills. In March, a 37-year-old detainee ingested cleaning chemicals. Two weeks later, a 41-year-old man was found cutting himself.”
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legaleagle7223.bsky.social
I’m really hopeful that this isn’t a coincidence.
sports.thebaltimorebanner.com
For the second year in a row, the Orioles are hosting Pride Night for a game against the Texas Rangers

The Rangers are the only team in MLB to not have their own Pride Night
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hunterw.bsky.social
Nothing but respect for my president.
adamkeiper.com
My 9-year-old apparently feels bad that Aussies and Kiwis are stuck with Christmas in summer. He proposes ditching Leap Years. After seven and a half centuries, the calendar will have shifted enough so that the folks Down Under would get Christmas near the winter solstice, as we Northerners do now.
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marcchannick.bsky.social
Any excuse to repost an all-time Bluesky banger
Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go "this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn't understand normal sane Americans crave" and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like "Leprechauns are real and I'm going to cook one"
erinscafe.bsky.social
Telling people their votes were stupid is never a good strategy for changing their future votes.
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meidastouch.com
This is some weird shit
erinscafe.bsky.social
“if everyone would just fall in line we could lead them”

- democrats for the past decade essentially
erinscafe.bsky.social
I’ve never been a big Bernie supporter, but the idea that his criticism of democrats has done more damage than our inability to tap into his popularity is one of the major reasons we’re in this fucking mess.

Bernie didn’t beat us, we did that ourselves.
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mightyapollo.bsky.social
The self pwn is pretty epic.
Thomas Chatterton Williams
@chatterton.bsky.social
My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union.
One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is l'm not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and -operated grocery store when I'm in New York City O
June 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM & Some people can reply
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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com •1h
Fun Fact: 17 states currently have state-run liquor systems. And it seems to work just fine.
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Thomas Chatterton Williams @chatterton.... • 1h
Liquor sells itself
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Kris Wernowsky@kriswernowsky.com • 1h
Yes. Unlike food.
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kylie.hater.club
I just had the most “girl what” moment reading that
erinscafe.bsky.social
the solution is obvs to sell the land to developers

that’ll fix everything
erinscafe.bsky.social
“excessive federal control of public lands”

lmao
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notalawyer.bsky.social
the best part of this is that Ackman said he woke up depressed but then came up with this great idea, and the great idea is just to fund one of the other guys in the race
peark.es
Lol he's pivoting to Adams, incredible.
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eleanormorton.bsky.social
It's very very funny when American news outlets panic over stuff like baby boxes which are very normal in other western countries (Like Scotland) as if its a brand new communist terror threat unheard of throughout the globe.

'FREE STUFF FOR BABIES???? LIKE STALIN????'
pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Will no one stop this maniac who wants to make life easier for people?!?!!
atrupar.com
MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST PROMISES: BABY BASKETS TO NEWBORNS
erinscafe.bsky.social
Apparently men can have nipples showing but heaven forbid women show a belly button.
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teddyschleifer.bsky.social
Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.
erinscafe.bsky.social
summer is *commie* darth
erinscafe.bsky.social
Disney staffer told this woman she had to buy a $45 tank top to cover her sports bra.

Her husband was wearing a stringer that exposed significantly more skin.

youtu.be/M3GUSYaNEfM?...
Woman Says Disney Staffer Told Her She Was 'Improperly Dressed'
YouTube video by Inside Edition
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erinscafe.bsky.social
A man in Texas was arrested for impersonating an ICE agent and robbing people who appeared to be Hispanic. youtu.be/pVlFHP8ofNQ?...
Man Arrested, Accused of Impersonating ICE Officer
YouTube video by KPRC 2 Click2Houston
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erinscafe.bsky.social
“We had everything, the size of the cherries, we had the quality — perfect scenario," said Erik Zavala, director of field staff at Blue Bird, a growers co-op in Wenatchee, Washington. “Now, everybody's asking, 'What the hell happened? I mean, where are the pickers?'”

www.kuow.org/stories/a-pe...
A 'perfect' season for Washington's sweet cherries turns sour because of deportation fears
It was supposed to be a banner year for Pacific Northwest cherries. Cherry production is estimated to be about 10% above last year’s, the fruit is high quality, and California’s shorter-than-usual sea...
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