Dakk
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ma, we made it. same dakkass as the other sites. 💜
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Know ur priorities
February 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Know ur priorities
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Hi. Put new scales on my Griptilian. Happy Monday.
February 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hi. Put new scales on my Griptilian. Happy Monday.
Here’s the deal, fellas:
Vasectomies are cool and less invasive than any procedure offered for women. 10/10 recommend.
Vasectomies are cool and less invasive than any procedure offered for women. 10/10 recommend.
November 15, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Here’s the deal, fellas:
Vasectomies are cool and less invasive than any procedure offered for women. 10/10 recommend.
Vasectomies are cool and less invasive than any procedure offered for women. 10/10 recommend.
You call them Nilla Wafers, I call them Nilla Waifus 🤤
November 13, 2024 at 11:38 PM
You call them Nilla Wafers, I call them Nilla Waifus 🤤
Did Clancy and Torchbearer make it over here???
a person wearing a red and black mask giving the peace sign
ALT: a person wearing a red and black mask giving the peace sign
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Did Clancy and Torchbearer make it over here???
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Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
November 13, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
I just have this feeling that Diet Coke is going to be the official soft drink of the Revolution.
November 11, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I just have this feeling that Diet Coke is going to be the official soft drink of the Revolution.
Have the dads made it here yet??
November 11, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Have the dads made it here yet??
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Bluesky, I need you to come through for me right now.
Let’s talk about cinnamon rolls and chili. Specifically together. Yes, together, as in the same bowl at the same time.
Discuss 👇
Let’s talk about cinnamon rolls and chili. Specifically together. Yes, together, as in the same bowl at the same time.
Discuss 👇
February 8, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Bluesky, I need you to come through for me right now.
Let’s talk about cinnamon rolls and chili. Specifically together. Yes, together, as in the same bowl at the same time.
Discuss 👇
Let’s talk about cinnamon rolls and chili. Specifically together. Yes, together, as in the same bowl at the same time.
Discuss 👇
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Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
February 7, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
Bluesky, I need you to come through for me right now.
Let’s talk about cinnamon rolls and chili. Specifically together. Yes, together, as in the same bowl at the same time.
Discuss 👇
Let’s talk about cinnamon rolls and chili. Specifically together. Yes, together, as in the same bowl at the same time.
Discuss 👇
February 8, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Bluesky, I need you to come through for me right now.
Let’s talk about cinnamon rolls and chili. Specifically together. Yes, together, as in the same bowl at the same time.
Discuss 👇
Let’s talk about cinnamon rolls and chili. Specifically together. Yes, together, as in the same bowl at the same time.
Discuss 👇
I’m hungry asf. What’s for lunch today??
February 8, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I’m hungry asf. What’s for lunch today??
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Fun Fact: Michael Cera is a stage name. His given name is Cereal Micah.
February 8, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Fun Fact: Michael Cera is a stage name. His given name is Cereal Micah.
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Welcome. Totes forgot I made one of these.
February 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Welcome. Totes forgot I made one of these.
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I always know when I call out an idiot, then I see a follow I am about to get some real stupid messages in my DM's, lol
February 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I always know when I call out an idiot, then I see a follow I am about to get some real stupid messages in my DM's, lol