Dakota Roth
@dakotanfutball.bsky.social
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I don't feel and it feels great. (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦌🪦 📯🔇
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dakotanfutball.bsky.social
i ground myself by looking at and cataloging cemeteries in real life. i take my typewriter out there and write letters to friends to reinforce the fact that things are real and we should ignore the internet periodically. a butlerian jihad isn't the worst idea imo
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
Being fem & butch & drunk
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
They've rebranded as Jimmy's Gyros, but that place in the loop had the best Chicago dog I've ever tasted.

My wife liked Devil Dawgs as well.
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shepf.art
Two videos, both alike in relaxation, In fair YouTube, where we lay our scene
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everetttrue.bsky.social
WILKES BARRE TIMES LEADER, MARCH 13,1909
THE LANDLORD WHO PROMISES TO
FIX THINGS UP A BIT, BUT - WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
I cheated a bit by pretyping several bc work
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nameshiv.bsky.social
The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
mrjeffu.bsky.social
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
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anykitschway.bsky.social
She got fangs cause she is a water deer
#furryart
Illustration of a anthro furry water deer. She is wearing  a tank top, shorts and choker 
She is a light mint colour
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
Oh yes I also smooched & held my wife a bit
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
Made a lot of progress on my effort post on cemeteries tonight :)
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fishttp.website
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
oregonzoo.bsky.social
let the gourd times roll
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
I don't think I can drink beer alone or with food anymore. Makes me experience vertigo.

Mixed drinks don't. Weird shit
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
more people fighting over the scraps of Chuckles' grift
willsommer.bsky.social
Conservative teen Brilyn Hollyhand has infuriated MAGA faithful with his private jet ride and aspirations to Charlie Kirk's legacy. But is he overstating his connections to TPUSA?

My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/private-je...
Private Jet-Flying, Charlie Kirk-Wannabe Teen Sets Off MAGA Firestorm
The fight over Brilyn Hollyhand symbolizes a bigger problem for MAGA.
www.thebulwark.com
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
A lady in the stall next to me is having the worst experience of her life
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
gwillow.me
I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.
marmel.bsky.social
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
*Fed shakes his head*
"Awww hucks, guess that one got away."

Unserious-ass display of terror.
wutangforchildren.bsky.social
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
dakotanfutball.bsky.social
Just tested with wife & it very much works :3