Jason
@damnitjason.bsky.social
Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.
The internet is funny sometimes.
Have I ever met @circusmaximus.bsky.social? No.
Will I ever? Odds are also no.
Did I somehow endear myself enough to the point that I was a lucky recipient of some vanilla bean paste? Yes
Did I make some brown butter miso chocolate chip cookies? F yeah
Thank you!
Have I ever met @circusmaximus.bsky.social? No.
Will I ever? Odds are also no.
Did I somehow endear myself enough to the point that I was a lucky recipient of some vanilla bean paste? Yes
Did I make some brown butter miso chocolate chip cookies? F yeah
Thank you!
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The internet is funny sometimes.
Have I ever met @circusmaximus.bsky.social? No.
Will I ever? Odds are also no.
Did I somehow endear myself enough to the point that I was a lucky recipient of some vanilla bean paste? Yes
Did I make some brown butter miso chocolate chip cookies? F yeah
Thank you!
Have I ever met @circusmaximus.bsky.social? No.
Will I ever? Odds are also no.
Did I somehow endear myself enough to the point that I was a lucky recipient of some vanilla bean paste? Yes
Did I make some brown butter miso chocolate chip cookies? F yeah
Thank you!
Sorry child, but this is mine now. You have other gifts to play with.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sorry child, but this is mine now. You have other gifts to play with.
“Mr. Puppy Paws! And Quacksley! What are you doing here???”
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Mr. Puppy Paws! And Quacksley! What are you doing here???”
As always, we R&D before serving things to groups of people.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
As always, we R&D before serving things to groups of people.
You could easily buy a TV. Unless it’s like a $250 gift card to Arby’s.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You could easily buy a TV. Unless it’s like a $250 gift card to Arby’s.
Is it cheese? Do the fajitas come with cheese now?
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is it cheese? Do the fajitas come with cheese now?
The world is a dumpster fire. Have a picture of some Dubai brownies I made from scratch.
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The world is a dumpster fire. Have a picture of some Dubai brownies I made from scratch.
The amount of times I’ve had to double take this score is insane.
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The amount of times I’ve had to double take this score is insane.
Four rounds, but I think I’m good for tomorrow. Fingers crossed. My wife on the other hand needs no R&D because her shit always works the first time.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Four rounds, but I think I’m good for tomorrow. Fingers crossed. My wife on the other hand needs no R&D because her shit always works the first time.
R&D round 3. Think we finally found a consistent winner.
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
R&D round 3. Think we finally found a consistent winner.
In this house we R&D our Halloween brunch ideas.
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
In this house we R&D our Halloween brunch ideas.
My work assistant for the day has entirely unhelpful sans allowing for pets.
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My work assistant for the day has entirely unhelpful sans allowing for pets.
Tried one before it went in. Not too shabby raw.
October 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tried one before it went in. Not too shabby raw.
From the same stain that brought us this gem.
October 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
From the same stain that brought us this gem.
Oh shit. I didn’t even think about adding the score.
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh shit. I didn’t even think about adding the score.
That’s it. That’s the recipe.
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
That’s it. That’s the recipe.
That picture is horrible. Have the saltimbocca instead.
October 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That picture is horrible. Have the saltimbocca instead.
The wife was throughly impressed at the lack of shell considering I’d never done that before. Forgot to take a picture though. Have these cheesy delicate squash rings as penance.
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The wife was throughly impressed at the lack of shell considering I’d never done that before. Forgot to take a picture though. Have these cheesy delicate squash rings as penance.