Jason
@damnitjason.bsky.social
Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.
Peek-a-boo, I see you!
Connor Bedard's four-point night propels him up the League's points leaders list! 🤩
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Peek-a-boo, I see you!
Are we sure it isn’t Faksa?
Glen Gulutzan (to his credit) knows that Jason Robertson is the best player on his roster.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Are we sure it isn’t Faksa?
The Stars don’t lose often, but when they do, it’s usually someone to injury.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Stars don’t lose often, but when they do, it’s usually someone to injury.
Oh.
Just a thought, but if Wyatt played more up the lineup, he’d probably be pretty good.
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh.
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WE DIDNT HAVE ICE GIRLS IN THE 90’S. SOMEONE FIX THIS UNAUTHENTIC ATROCITY.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
WE DIDNT HAVE ICE GIRLS IN THE 90’S. SOMEONE FIX THIS UNAUTHENTIC ATROCITY.
Did McLaren hire Ferrari’s strategist?
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Did McLaren hire Ferrari’s strategist?
As a silly bit I think he should pass Broten tonight.
As Jason Robertson reaches his 400th career NHL game today, he ranks fifth among all U.S. born players in NHL history for most points through 400 career games:
469 - Kevin Stevens
458 - Jeremy Roenick
448 - Auston Matthews
440 - Neal Broten
426 - Jason Robertson (*399 NHL GP)
469 - Kevin Stevens
458 - Jeremy Roenick
448 - Auston Matthews
440 - Neal Broten
426 - Jason Robertson (*399 NHL GP)
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
As a silly bit I think he should pass Broten tonight.
@95sports.bsky.social I found that ending very lackluster, but I haven’t watched wrestling in forever.
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@95sports.bsky.social I found that ending very lackluster, but I haven’t watched wrestling in forever.
Ok, so I seriously thought @zwal93.bsky.social and @aleighaemilee.bsky.social were watching the same game based on their skeets and I was correct.
The bi-annual tradition of Mizzou fans being the only ones left in Razorback Stadium
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ok, so I seriously thought @zwal93.bsky.social and @aleighaemilee.bsky.social were watching the same game based on their skeets and I was correct.
Weird. He wasn’t playing Dallas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Weird. He wasn’t playing Dallas.
Just heard Last Christmas and immediately had to google to find out if I lost Whamageddon or not.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just heard Last Christmas and immediately had to google to find out if I lost Whamageddon or not.
*slightly louder whisper* chaos
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
*slightly louder whisper* chaos
*whispers* chaos
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
*whispers* chaos
Stars conspiracy theory:
Someone on the team hasn’t allowed Miro and Roope to cut their hair after realizing they play better with long hair. Results?
Miro:
22 pts in 25 gms (on pace to tie his career high)
Roope:
20 pts in 20 gms (on pace for a career high)
Someone on the team hasn’t allowed Miro and Roope to cut their hair after realizing they play better with long hair. Results?
Miro:
22 pts in 25 gms (on pace to tie his career high)
Roope:
20 pts in 20 gms (on pace for a career high)
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Stars conspiracy theory:
Someone on the team hasn’t allowed Miro and Roope to cut their hair after realizing they play better with long hair. Results?
Miro:
22 pts in 25 gms (on pace to tie his career high)
Roope:
20 pts in 20 gms (on pace for a career high)
Someone on the team hasn’t allowed Miro and Roope to cut their hair after realizing they play better with long hair. Results?
Miro:
22 pts in 25 gms (on pace to tie his career high)
Roope:
20 pts in 20 gms (on pace for a career high)
Just a thought, but if Wyatt played more up the lineup, he’d probably be pretty good.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just a thought, but if Wyatt played more up the lineup, he’d probably be pretty good.
I’m here for the chaos.
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m here for the chaos.
All Black Friday sales teach me is that there is so much profit baked into a normal sale that even at 50% off companies are still making profit, just not “pay their employees pennies” profit.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
All Black Friday sales teach me is that there is so much profit baked into a normal sale that even at 50% off companies are still making profit, just not “pay their employees pennies” profit.
So we can’t bring back Marchment due to Rules, but who says we can’t bring back Ty. Give Otter a friend back.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So we can’t bring back Marchment due to Rules, but who says we can’t bring back Ty. Give Otter a friend back.
What’s an adulthood core memory of yours? Mine is anytime I polish a wine glass I think back to the time I saw a server of mine doing that, the glass stem snapping, and then impaling into their arm thus requiring a trip to the ER.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What’s an adulthood core memory of yours? Mine is anytime I polish a wine glass I think back to the time I saw a server of mine doing that, the glass stem snapping, and then impaling into their arm thus requiring a trip to the ER.
Bizarre to see Daccord on here after hearing the profuse amount of praise he received and taking over the number 1 job. I assumed he was the reason the Kraken were doing well.
Also, number one the list is something that I am now thankful for.
Also, number one the list is something that I am now thankful for.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Bizarre to see Daccord on here after hearing the profuse amount of praise he received and taking over the number 1 job. I assumed he was the reason the Kraken were doing well.
Also, number one the list is something that I am now thankful for.
Also, number one the list is something that I am now thankful for.
WORLD PEACE I TELL YOU!
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
WORLD PEACE I TELL YOU!
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
Hell ya Not Matt Dumba!
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Hell ya Not Matt Dumba!
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