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42% idiot, goes by Dan
@dan-prokosch.bsky.social
old white Minnesota liberal. chases storms and auroras, occasionally brews beer. Maplewood, first ring burb of the Minnesota's Capital City, Saint Paul
AwoooOOOOoooOOOooo

Did anyone else have a 3 second "oopsie" siren about 1130?
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Went hunting yesterday, bagged myself a 9' Fraser Fir...

Went out to Michaelson's out by New Richmond WI, prices are good, spent 30 bucks less than last year (big place in Isanti) and they had a really nice selection of trees to cut, including a field of Canaan and Frasier firs with $50 trees
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

John Denver
Prince
Lollapalooza (the first one)
Soul Coughing
Soul Asylum
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

Devo
Tom Waits
Soundgarden
Wilco
Math Emergency
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You just died. 6th pic in your gallery is what killed you.

Well I guess if the auroras killed me I didn't go alone. Could be the lake I guess...
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Went to Total Wine and Byerly's in Roseville on snowstorm eve and turkey day eve-eve, and was very surprised it wasn't busier. I think the stores were too, both places had a ton of staff managing registers, no wait at all to check out...
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Out by white bear lake. Can see green with the eye, bit of red popping on the camera
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Apparently I posted too many Aurora pics last night. Lol... @support.bsky.team
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Go back outside if you went in to warm up.... East to West directly overhead...
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Get outside right fucking now.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cell phone pic from my back yard in the 55109. Gonna get the camera and head to white bear lake... Nice colors but no structure yet...
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
AwoooOOOOoooOOOooo (my phone has this in the dictionary, lol)
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Voter number 236 at the Maplewood community center...
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Saint Paul, turned into a perfect evening for a walk...
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
55 kids so far out here in the 55109. We had almost 80 last year, so a bit off the usual traffic, I'm sure this lovely drizzle/light rain helps a lot...
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

M & A's
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Cindy Corn
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Terds
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Smells sooooooo good with just the beef and onions, time for celery.

And it could stop raining any fucking time now.
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Next in the booya kettle, a whole ass regular soup kettle of onions....
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I only make soup once a year. Starting now for tonight.
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
feels like i need to preface every bit with "i know there's a LOT going on..." so here's my minor whine for the day: my wife and my brother and I have a FB chat going all the time to talk about mom's alzheimer's issues and to also post our daily wordle scores.... (1/2)
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's 79 degrees on October 2nd and I'm on my deck cleaning the pool like it's the middle of fucking August (except it's dark at 7pm and my Xcel gas bill will look like dark January...)
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Broke my wordle streak yesterday and missed the 1pm siren celebration today. Too dang busy...
October 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The Lake Johanna Fire Department is doing their annual 9/11 flag show on 694 and Victoria in Shoreview...
September 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Out playing bingo with the family at Jimmy's in Vadnais Heights, I apparently got the last pour of Octoberfest from the keg and was awarded this big glass boot as the prize...
September 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
AwoooOOOOoooOOOooo!!!
September 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Next glass check:
August 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM