everyone’s afraid to do something new and have mike cernovich convince the world it’s woke

imagine thinking the problem with leftists is that they’re not contrarian enough

I too imagined them with fingers tented nodding along to my posts about pedophiles being segregationists and Mrs Crunch’s nipples being visible through her neglige, but got to my garlic butter pizza crust post and was like “ABSOLUTELY NOT!”

I can’t tell if he’s upset because he hates garlic butter or loves domino’s, truly the obama-trump voter of pizza politics

nebula: electoral leftist

accenture: socdem

blue chew: legalize weed and racial slurs

nutrition supplements: national socialist

genuinely unsure if they’ll stick to the “yeah but thats different” non-argument forever or if czechoslovakians and sicilians will eventually be considered incompatible with america too, can’t wait for season 3 of the trump administration to see which direction they go in

wife: don’t forget—

me: unless the rest of that sentence is “9/11”, then too late

“but that term doesn’t have bad vibes”

yeah, time to sit and think why the term used for holocaust denial gives people good fee-fees while the one for recognizing racial injustice has bad ones

tag yourself, I’m this would be so cool if it worked at scale!

I’m not an expert on any relevant
subject, but *I* see it as the first and natural response anyone who grew up in society would have before applying any expertise or critical thought

regressive isn’t *perfectly* synonymous with right wing. it by definition means propping up traditional institutions

to the extent that any right wing politician or movement was open to people living their lives in new ways that challenged norms, they weren’t being regressive

regressivism is built on common sense while progressivism is built on critical thinking, so it’s a lot easier to be like “MAN IN DRESS KEK” than fundamentally reformulate our understanding of gender in 300 characters or less