Sean Langton
@dancingwdarat.com
Romcom & Wrestling Account.
“The Bitch Is Back” - Sir Elton John
“The Bitch Is Back” - Sir Elton John
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Sean Langton
@dancingwdarat.com
· Jul 30
a man in a suit with a red tie is standing in front of a building
Alt: “Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions” - Dave Chappelle
media.tenor.com
The Plan: We Gentrify The Metaverse
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Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
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The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
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have spent the last 12 hours in some sort of pre-grief for what's clearly coming, an imperial boomerang with x-ray vision now unconstrained by whatever law we had left
September 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
have spent the last 12 hours in some sort of pre-grief for what's clearly coming, an imperial boomerang with x-ray vision now unconstrained by whatever law we had left
Wrestling is still real to me, damnit.
I love Hangman & Bret but Bryan Danielson is….
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
I love Hangman & Bret but Bryan Danielson is….
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
The Best by Tina Turner on Apple Music
Song · 1989 · Duration 5:33
music.apple.com
September 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Wrestling is still real to me, damnit.
I love Hangman & Bret but Bryan Danielson is….
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
I love Hangman & Bret but Bryan Danielson is….
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
Empathy for the People of Palestine 🇵🇸 Please.
September 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Empathy for the People of Palestine 🇵🇸 Please.
What’s the Over/Under on “# of Underaged Russian Prostitutes Donald Trump has fucked in his life”gonna open at? Like if it’s +/- 0.5 I’m taking the over no doubt but that feels like wishful thinking.
August 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What’s the Over/Under on “# of Underaged Russian Prostitutes Donald Trump has fucked in his life”gonna open at? Like if it’s +/- 0.5 I’m taking the over no doubt but that feels like wishful thinking.
I thought he was dead. You guys said he was dead.
a koala bear wearing a california shirt looks sad
Alt: a koala bear wearing a california shirt looks sad
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I thought he was dead. You guys said he was dead.
Don’t tell anyone but J.D. Vance is swapping out Trump’s boner 💊 💊 with I’m not gonna say it but salud
August 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Don’t tell anyone but J.D. Vance is swapping out Trump’s boner 💊 💊 with I’m not gonna say it but salud
Probably unrelated but I work in Social Media Advertising & 5 months ago I just started screaming RICO at a bunch of people who had associations with China, Israel, and/or Cryptocurrency.
I don’t even know how RICO charges work other than that scene in the The Dark Knight lol.
I don’t even know how RICO charges work other than that scene in the The Dark Knight lol.
the joker says " it 's about sending a message " in front of a fire
Alt: Heath Ledger as The Joker saying "it 's about sending a message" in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Probably unrelated but I work in Social Media Advertising & 5 months ago I just started screaming RICO at a bunch of people who had associations with China, Israel, and/or Cryptocurrency.
I don’t even know how RICO charges work other than that scene in the The Dark Knight lol.
I don’t even know how RICO charges work other than that scene in the The Dark Knight lol.
I would argue they both work for Xi & Putin is the dickhead co-worker who acts like he’s a boss just because he’s been there longer even though you both have the same title.
Like yeah dude congrats on seniority but it’s weird that you’ve been here 20 years and only Assistant To The Regional Manager
Like yeah dude congrats on seniority but it’s weird that you’ve been here 20 years and only Assistant To The Regional Manager
Trump isn’t being “played” by Putin. Trump works for Putin.
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I would argue they both work for Xi & Putin is the dickhead co-worker who acts like he’s a boss just because he’s been there longer even though you both have the same title.
Like yeah dude congrats on seniority but it’s weird that you’ve been here 20 years and only Assistant To The Regional Manager
Like yeah dude congrats on seniority but it’s weird that you’ve been here 20 years and only Assistant To The Regional Manager
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The White House tonight:
August 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The White House tonight:
I haven’t been this excited since he got Covid. music.apple.com/us/album/kil...
KILLING PUNK by The Bloody Beetroots & Bob Vylan on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:44
music.apple.com
August 30, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I haven’t been this excited since he got Covid. music.apple.com/us/album/kil...
Trump’s not dead, all the Crypto shit is just finally catching up to him.
Ye is the inside man.
He fucked Melania that’s the joke.
Ye is the inside man.
He fucked Melania that’s the joke.
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Trump’s not dead, all the Crypto shit is just finally catching up to him.
Ye is the inside man.
He fucked Melania that’s the joke.
Ye is the inside man.
He fucked Melania that’s the joke.
I asked someone who should play me in a movie hoping they’d say Michael Cera but then they said “No that kid from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide” and honestly I’ll take it.
Then I was like “Current day right?” And they were like “No when he was a kid at 12 you look like a fucking child.”
Then I was like “Current day right?” And they were like “No when he was a kid at 12 you look like a fucking child.”
August 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I asked someone who should play me in a movie hoping they’d say Michael Cera but then they said “No that kid from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide” and honestly I’ll take it.
Then I was like “Current day right?” And they were like “No when he was a kid at 12 you look like a fucking child.”
Then I was like “Current day right?” And they were like “No when he was a kid at 12 you look like a fucking child.”
I’m not supposed to talk about it but someone I used to work with accused me of trying to kill them so I called them a pedophile.
Apparently it’s unprofessional but agree to disagree?
Apparently it’s unprofessional but agree to disagree?
August 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m not supposed to talk about it but someone I used to work with accused me of trying to kill them so I called them a pedophile.
Apparently it’s unprofessional but agree to disagree?
Apparently it’s unprofessional but agree to disagree?
Algorithms & AI are bad. Even the random buttons in Apple Music & Spotify aren’t random.
Everything in the modern Internet favors those that have existing capital, resources, or fan bases/play counts.
It’s a giant fuck you to the DIY ethos that made the internet good to begin with.
Everything in the modern Internet favors those that have existing capital, resources, or fan bases/play counts.
It’s a giant fuck you to the DIY ethos that made the internet good to begin with.
Is Shuffle Really Random? - Apple Community
discussions.apple.com
August 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Algorithms & AI are bad. Even the random buttons in Apple Music & Spotify aren’t random.
Everything in the modern Internet favors those that have existing capital, resources, or fan bases/play counts.
It’s a giant fuck you to the DIY ethos that made the internet good to begin with.
Everything in the modern Internet favors those that have existing capital, resources, or fan bases/play counts.
It’s a giant fuck you to the DIY ethos that made the internet good to begin with.
Objectively Losing the Iraq War to the Taliban and then turning around & being like “Folks, we’re taking down the Drug Cartels. DEAN CAIN IS ON THE CASE.” would be a great pitch in 1994 for a MOTW but as a reality in 2025 it just kinda sux.
August 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Objectively Losing the Iraq War to the Taliban and then turning around & being like “Folks, we’re taking down the Drug Cartels. DEAN CAIN IS ON THE CASE.” would be a great pitch in 1994 for a MOTW but as a reality in 2025 it just kinda sux.
My idea is we send Leon Rose & Sam Presti to the Middle East. I think we’d end up with a 3 state solution & somehow OKC getting 2 Protected 2nd Rounders.
Hand in My Pocket by Alanis Morissette on Apple Music
Song · 1995 · Duration 3:38
music.apple.com
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My idea is we send Leon Rose & Sam Presti to the Middle East. I think we’d end up with a 3 state solution & somehow OKC getting 2 Protected 2nd Rounders.
Help! My girl thinks I ghosted her but actually it’s that I’m on an NSA watchlist & I didn’t want her to also end up on an NSA watchlist.
I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany on Apple Music
Song · 1987 · Duration 3:48
music.apple.com
August 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Help! My girl thinks I ghosted her but actually it’s that I’m on an NSA watchlist & I didn’t want her to also end up on an NSA watchlist.
Speaking of The Big Short, the Tech Industry is basically entirely reliant on advertising revenue, and ooohhhb boy. JENGA!
Personally I think Traditional Media Companies are undervalued because soon people are gonna have a REAL understanding of ATTENTION.
pubsonline.informs.org/doi/abs/10.1...
Personally I think Traditional Media Companies are undervalued because soon people are gonna have a REAL understanding of ATTENTION.
pubsonline.informs.org/doi/abs/10.1...
August 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Speaking of The Big Short, the Tech Industry is basically entirely reliant on advertising revenue, and ooohhhb boy. JENGA!
Personally I think Traditional Media Companies are undervalued because soon people are gonna have a REAL understanding of ATTENTION.
pubsonline.informs.org/doi/abs/10.1...
Personally I think Traditional Media Companies are undervalued because soon people are gonna have a REAL understanding of ATTENTION.
pubsonline.informs.org/doi/abs/10.1...
Choosing to believe Hulk Hogan is gonna debut tonight @ #ForbiddenDoor unless the bodycam footage is released #lol www.tmz.com/2025/08/20/b...
Brooke Hogan Claims She's Heard Body Cam Footage Will Shed Light on Hulk's Death
Brooke Hogan says people need to wait for body cam footage from her dad's death to come out ... 'cause she's heard it will totally change the story around his passing.
www.tmz.com
August 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Choosing to believe Hulk Hogan is gonna debut tonight @ #ForbiddenDoor unless the bodycam footage is released #lol www.tmz.com/2025/08/20/b...
If you’ve ever had a Boss or Parent with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, do I have a Modern ⚾️ 🎶 4 u.
August 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
If you’ve ever had a Boss or Parent with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, do I have a Modern ⚾️ 🎶 4 u.
To understand America is to understand that Evangelicals are actively rooting for the Apocalypse & don’t necessarily view Trump being the Anti-Christ as a bad thing.
I wish they would go 🚪 to 🚪 likes Mormons do. I had to move to Atlanta to find this out.
We’re not a Christian nation, it’s a cult.
I wish they would go 🚪 to 🚪 likes Mormons do. I had to move to Atlanta to find this out.
We’re not a Christian nation, it’s a cult.
There is something that has been building for years and seems to have kicked off with climate change and gained speed in the first Trump admin and is now going full-bore and it’s this apocalypse fetish where people are actively wishing and hoping for bad things to happen and it’s fucking weird.
People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.
August 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
To understand America is to understand that Evangelicals are actively rooting for the Apocalypse & don’t necessarily view Trump being the Anti-Christ as a bad thing.
I wish they would go 🚪 to 🚪 likes Mormons do. I had to move to Atlanta to find this out.
We’re not a Christian nation, it’s a cult.
I wish they would go 🚪 to 🚪 likes Mormons do. I had to move to Atlanta to find this out.
We’re not a Christian nation, it’s a cult.