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Dan
@dancortona.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I bought a Sony Bravia from Currys in 2007 and it's still going strong. Me and the cat watch Top of the Pops on it in the kitchen.
April 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I guess they've got to raise funds for another gold toilet somehow, so they're fleecing tourists. Will you be heading into Oxford on your travels?
April 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Reminded me of this.
April 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
They were really going for the 'power' angle in the US marketing.
April 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Mrs Cortona still has hers. 😎
March 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Post a pic of when your pet was little
March 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
😎
March 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
You might remember the phone dialtone on In the Meantime from a BT advert from the 90s, but it's actually sampled from a track called Telephone and Rubber Band by Penguin Cafe Orchestra. That's my TOTP fact for the evening! #TOTP
January 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Do you take submissions? I spotted this one in the National Museum in Cardiff.
January 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
And so it begins: the 2024 #Christmas present wrapping war of attrition with the #cats.
December 24, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Cats love reenacting Die Hard.
December 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
December 21, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Keeping it Rhyl. (Sorry, someone had to.)
Here's Brighton's most photographed wreck.
November 13, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,056,380!
September 17, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Yes, but clearly we still have some hearts and minds to win over. #totp
August 16, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Quote post with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist in alt text
June 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I'll put money on a cat over a human any day. In a 'fair fight'.
May 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Reminds me of the inexplicable reference to 'skewered cow meat' on this Madeiran menu.
April 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Monday. Logging on.
March 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
There's nothing worse than checking someone's profile only to find an empty feed, so here's my cat, Alan, who likes to interrupt my televisual entertainment FOR NO GOOD REASON.
March 11, 2024 at 6:13 PM