Dan
@dancortona.bsky.social
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
Gently ease yourself into the festive season with the only Christmas megamix you need. #Christmas #totp
youtu.be/wBFyaUKL11g?...
youtu.be/wBFyaUKL11g?...
Eraserhead - Christmas Thing VIP
YouTube video by Mike Sharpe
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December 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Gently ease yourself into the festive season with the only Christmas megamix you need. #Christmas #totp
youtu.be/wBFyaUKL11g?...
youtu.be/wBFyaUKL11g?...
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage...
July 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage...
Add a letter and ruin a movie:
Top Gurn.
Top Gurn.
ADD a letter and ruin a movie:
Citizen Kanye
Citizen Kanye
VD For Vendetta
May 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Add a letter and ruin a movie:
Top Gurn.
Top Gurn.
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Just in case it’s 1980 and you’re on the fence about grabbing McDonald’s for breakfast, here’s a free BIC RAZOR!
May 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just in case it’s 1980 and you’re on the fence about grabbing McDonald’s for breakfast, here’s a free BIC RAZOR!
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People are sharing the first computer games they ever played and they're all disconcertingly modern. You're all so young! The first computer game I ever played was an Anglo-Maratha War FPS on Charles Babbage's Difference Engine.
March 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
People are sharing the first computer games they ever played and they're all disconcertingly modern. You're all so young! The first computer game I ever played was an Anglo-Maratha War FPS on Charles Babbage's Difference Engine.
Post a pic of when your pet was little
March 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Post a pic of when your pet was little
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Night of the Demon model I built, 53 inches tall, 96 inch wingspan.
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Night of the Demon model I built, 53 inches tall, 96 inch wingspan.
Grange Hill Street Blues.
Camberwick Green Wing.
Camberwick Green Wing.
TV FUSION:
Danger Man About The House
Danger Man About The House
TV FUSION:
Play Your Cards Right To Reply
Play Your Cards Right To Reply
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Grange Hill Street Blues.
Camberwick Green Wing.
Camberwick Green Wing.
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The Tate Modern is so odd. Level 1 - fun interactive art experiences for children, Level 2 - enormous photographs of artists in chains vomiting blood. Level 3 - more fun activities for kids, Level 4 - mainly cocks, Level 5 - disturbing audio of a distressed dog on a loop for 2 hrs, Level 6 - bistro.
January 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Tate Modern is so odd. Level 1 - fun interactive art experiences for children, Level 2 - enormous photographs of artists in chains vomiting blood. Level 3 - more fun activities for kids, Level 4 - mainly cocks, Level 5 - disturbing audio of a distressed dog on a loop for 2 hrs, Level 6 - bistro.
Oh, bugger! I've missed #soundsofthe80s again.
December 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Oh, bugger! I've missed #soundsofthe80s again.
And so it begins: the 2024 #Christmas present wrapping war of attrition with the #cats.
December 24, 2024 at 1:08 PM
And so it begins: the 2024 #Christmas present wrapping war of attrition with the #cats.
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Save money at Christmas by simply telling people that you hate them, rather than giving them scented candles.
December 17, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Save money at Christmas by simply telling people that you hate them, rather than giving them scented candles.
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
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