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"FENTON!!!"
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Cat logic: if it's not for sitting on then why is it warm?
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
That is the funniest thing I've heard for years. I couldn't stop laughing even after it finished. Thanks for sharing it!
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Race Across the World of Sport
#TwoShowsInOne
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I saw an ice cream van doing the rounds earlier this afternoon.
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Got to play this then:
youtu.be/PO2Fm4-WRjo?...
K'NAAN - Wavin' Flag | World Cup Song
YouTube video by Arcade Music
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Get some vuvuzelas in. And warn your neighbours!
a man wearing a hat is blowing a red horn in front of a blue car .
ALT: a man wearing a hat is blowing a red horn in front of a blue car .
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
There's a hint of ouija board about that.
September 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Makes you wonder where he's been depositing his dog poo bags.
September 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The electronic music works so well to add to the atmosphere, despite the Victorian setting. #signalman
September 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Or at least segued into Two Tribes instead of that monotonous recorded message.
September 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I hope John Foxx is performing the sublime Underpass.
September 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Pretty sure he was in Heart to Hart.
August 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The last word in ergonomics. That word being 'No'.
August 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"We have such sights to show you...

But first, here's the coffee machine, and the bins go out on Fridays."
July 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Casualty on a Friday? This schedule must be from a parallel universe.
June 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM