Dan
dandotcreations.bsky.social
Dan
@dandotcreations.bsky.social
My thoughts need to be put somewhere.

Especially the intrusive one's.
Pinned
People should appreciate my thoughts more.
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Got up from bed and forgot about the blood stains.
April 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I saw that.
April 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Im so domminant i spell it with two M's.
April 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What do you mean its an illegal warcrime?

Dr Robotnic did it, why can't I?
April 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Thoughts...
April 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just installed my penis update.

Why does my penis now have an a.i. assistant?
March 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I will not replace my toilet.

Every shit i take in there is sacred.
just replaced an entire toilet; can i get a “good job” in the chat
March 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Reading the "Jujutsu Kaisen" Manga.

Reached the "Lethal company" arc, really enjoying it.
March 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
No thanks.
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Theres a reason he's the favourite.
March 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
☜︎✞︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☼︎↓︎☜︎♎︎ ☠︎□︎❄︎ ♎︎□︎↓︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎✍︎
March 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I will recommend it to friends and family.
March 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Im in the doctors waiting room, waiting for the funny doctor to inspect my accursed arm fueled by the rage of god (immense internal pain),

And im watching a man on instagram reels stick dildos to his car.
March 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Enjoyed the spicey goodness of some hotwings.

Now the toilet ritual begins.
March 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I love pronouncing Chipotle the W̶r̶o̶n̶g̶ correct way:

Chi-po-tal
March 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ultrakill Layer 7
March 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
14 minutes of "helicopter taking off" to relax and sleep to.
Jute Gyte's Hesperus Is Phosphorus is one of the greatest black metal songs of all time because it just sounds like 14 and a half minutes of a helicopter taking off, and I mean this completely unironically.
youtu.be/360Bbtm5kE4
Hesperus Is Phosphorus
YouTube video by Jute Gyte - Topic
youtu.be
March 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Learn to speak both Dutch and German.

Then start mixing and switching between the two languages constantly but fluently when talking to a German to fuck with 'em.
March 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I can smell you.
March 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Last time i opened this app was to follow @hakita.bsky.social on here.

Now my homepage is gone.
I blame Hakita for this.
March 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Now that blueskys homepage is currently down.

We should all just relax, break away from internet culture,

Enjoy what life really has to bring to us,
Take a bite out of the near by grass patch,
And provide milk for the lovely locals.
March 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My homepage mocks me.

Lowkey love that mug though.

I should get a medical degree just so i can rightfully own that mug.
March 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My arm is starting to teach me the consequences of my curiosity of wondering, how else will the pain evolve.

Currently reaching catastrophic levels and im only halfway through my time of waiting for a physiologist to see me.

Oh boy..
March 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Reposted by Dan
I said it's fine
March 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM