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Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower
September 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower
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No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
No One On 'Pat McAfee Show' Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
INDIANAPOLIS—With observers noting that the tragic development evidently has yet to affect the show’s content in any way, reports confirmed Monday that no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to h...
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September 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
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Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
September 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
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Hollow Knight: Silksong early review scores
OpenCritic - 95
Metacritic - 98
Screen Rant - 10
CGMag - 10
GamingBolt - 10
Gamereactor - 10
DualShockers - 9
COGconnected - 90
Niche Gamer - 9
Noisy Pixel - 9
OpenCritic - 95
Metacritic - 98
Screen Rant - 10
CGMag - 10
GamingBolt - 10
Gamereactor - 10
DualShockers - 9
COGconnected - 90
Niche Gamer - 9
Noisy Pixel - 9
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Hollow Knight: Silksong early review scores
OpenCritic - 95
Metacritic - 98
Screen Rant - 10
CGMag - 10
GamingBolt - 10
Gamereactor - 10
DualShockers - 9
COGconnected - 90
Niche Gamer - 9
Noisy Pixel - 9
OpenCritic - 95
Metacritic - 98
Screen Rant - 10
CGMag - 10
GamingBolt - 10
Gamereactor - 10
DualShockers - 9
COGconnected - 90
Niche Gamer - 9
Noisy Pixel - 9
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From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...
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July 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
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Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
LOS ANGELES—As he reflected upon various well-known allegations of his misconduct, Morbius star Jared Leto reportedly asked Thursday if he was ever going to get into real trouble for all the stuff he’...
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June 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
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“I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Elon Musk theonion.com/elon-mu...
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Musk, who told reporters that after […]
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May 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Elon Musk theonion.com/elon-mu...
if i was ted lasso i wouldve killed myself halfway through the first episode
May 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
if i was ted lasso i wouldve killed myself halfway through the first episode
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That's cute but you and I both know they won't listen to actual logic
February 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
That's cute but you and I both know they won't listen to actual logic
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Limde at a cheap price⁉️
February 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Limde at a cheap price⁉️
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I need to record more clips like this with creepy offputting music in the background cause I think it's funny like this
January 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I need to record more clips like this with creepy offputting music in the background cause I think it's funny like this
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I could've written another book in the time I've spent tramping angrily around the house looking for my shoes.
December 9, 2024 at 10:53 AM
I could've written another book in the time I've spent tramping angrily around the house looking for my shoes.
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The professional novelist must constantly struggle with the most profound questions of existence, such as: 'have I just spent 6 months writing a pile of shit?'
December 17, 2024 at 10:50 AM
The professional novelist must constantly struggle with the most profound questions of existence, such as: 'have I just spent 6 months writing a pile of shit?'
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All The Ways Elon Musk Is Supporting Trump’s Campaign
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October 24, 2024 at 4:17 PM
All The Ways Elon Musk Is Supporting Trump’s Campaign
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Trump Dismisses Accusers As Women
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October 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Trump Dismisses Accusers As Women
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George R.R. Martin Announces He’s Written Every ‘And’ That Will Appear In Next Book
George R.R. Martin Announces He’s Written Every ‘And’ That Will Appear In Next Book
SANTA FE, NM—Offering fans a tantalizing glimpse into what he’s been working on for nearly 15 years, bestselling author George R.R. Martin announced this week that he had written every “and” that woul...
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October 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
George R.R. Martin Announces He’s Written Every ‘And’ That Will Appear In Next Book
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what the flip
October 22, 2024 at 4:52 PM
what the flip
they shoulda just stopped making books after first law i dont think its getting better than this
October 22, 2024 at 4:50 PM
they shoulda just stopped making books after first law i dont think its getting better than this
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you Bitch & moan about my smoke detector after i already explaioned to you i am too tired to shut it off. how dare you. you are very stupid
October 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
you Bitch & moan about my smoke detector after i already explaioned to you i am too tired to shut it off. how dare you. you are very stupid
@frenquencie.bsky.social has forced me to use this account again how yall doin
October 22, 2024 at 4:42 PM
@frenquencie.bsky.social has forced me to use this account again how yall doin
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google is a website I use to find the 10 year old reddit comment that gives me a straight answer
February 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
google is a website I use to find the 10 year old reddit comment that gives me a straight answer
i am so incredibly homosexual
November 3, 2023 at 4:11 PM
i am so incredibly homosexual
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Send the footage idiot
October 19, 2023 at 11:28 AM
Send the footage idiot