Tom
@dangittommy.bsky.social
Packaged in Kansas by real dads. I’m what Gen Z calls a he/him.
Guess who didn’t get home from work until 1:30 AM tonight!
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Guess who didn’t get home from work until 1:30 AM tonight!
Alright, internet.
Do your thing.
Do your thing.
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Alright, internet.
Do your thing.
Do your thing.
It’s only gonna get worse from here on
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
It’s only gonna get worse from here on
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ICE funding expires January 30. Call Congress to say whether you think it should be continued. US Capitol switchboard: 202-224-3121.
January 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
ICE funding expires January 30. Call Congress to say whether you think it should be continued. US Capitol switchboard: 202-224-3121.
God took his effing time with Ariel Winter.
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
God took his effing time with Ariel Winter.
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“Oh it’s not gonna be bad any more, covid is just like the flu now!”
Meanwhile the flu:
Meanwhile the flu:
BREAKING: Mutant H3N2 Influenza Surges in the U.S., Driving 11 Million Illnesses, 120,000 Hospitalizations, and 5,000 Deaths as Positivity Nears 33%
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
“Oh it’s not gonna be bad any more, covid is just like the flu now!”
Meanwhile the flu:
Meanwhile the flu:
Day 3 of 10-hour shifts, and my ass is draggin’ this morning.
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Day 3 of 10-hour shifts, and my ass is draggin’ this morning.
Bluesky doesn’t run like shite on my phone like Twitter does.
Just as well, too many Grokchuds lately.
Just as well, too many Grokchuds lately.
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Bluesky doesn’t run like shite on my phone like Twitter does.
Just as well, too many Grokchuds lately.
Just as well, too many Grokchuds lately.
Would like to let all the people of the world know,
there are Americans that despise the American government.
there are Americans that despise the American government.
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Would like to let all the people of the world know,
there are Americans that despise the American government.
there are Americans that despise the American government.
Israel’s probably going “quick, while the Americans are distracted, nuke Gaza some more!” right now.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Israel’s probably going “quick, while the Americans are distracted, nuke Gaza some more!” right now.
The "peace president", ladies and gentlemen.
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The "peace president", ladies and gentlemen.
With all the respiratory infections going around, I’m happy I got the hell out of working check-in at the clinics.
Never again, I hope.
Never again, I hope.
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
With all the respiratory infections going around, I’m happy I got the hell out of working check-in at the clinics.
Never again, I hope.
Never again, I hope.
The waitresses at this Texas Roadhouse all have great butts.
January 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The waitresses at this Texas Roadhouse all have great butts.
‘bout to fall asleep at the DMV.
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
‘bout to fall asleep at the DMV.
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Israel accuses everyone of antisemitism and being Hamas, while it massacres Palestinians and steals their land.
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Israel accuses everyone of antisemitism and being Hamas, while it massacres Palestinians and steals their land.
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Israel cheers for murdered babies and raped prisioners, so:
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Israel cheers for murdered babies and raped prisioners, so:
Yoko Hikasa, do you like alternative rock?
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Yoko Hikasa, do you like alternative rock?
I thought I paid my insurance premium for January last month, why is it making me do it again aahhhh
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I thought I paid my insurance premium for January last month, why is it making me do it again aahhhh
Happy new year!
It's only gonna get worse from here.
It's only gonna get worse from here.
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Happy new year!
It's only gonna get worse from here.
It's only gonna get worse from here.
The poor Dominos workers got swamped tonight.
Almost saw one lady about to Karen out because she had ordered an hour before I got there and it still wasn't ready.
All hands were on deck in that Dominos, it wasn't the workers fault.
Almost saw one lady about to Karen out because she had ordered an hour before I got there and it still wasn't ready.
All hands were on deck in that Dominos, it wasn't the workers fault.
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The poor Dominos workers got swamped tonight.
Almost saw one lady about to Karen out because she had ordered an hour before I got there and it still wasn't ready.
All hands were on deck in that Dominos, it wasn't the workers fault.
Almost saw one lady about to Karen out because she had ordered an hour before I got there and it still wasn't ready.
All hands were on deck in that Dominos, it wasn't the workers fault.
A Ben Shapiro clip showed up in my feed and he sounded like DSP.
“Retirement at 65 years old is a stoopid idea.”
“Retirement at 65 years old is a stoopid idea.”
December 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A Ben Shapiro clip showed up in my feed and he sounded like DSP.
“Retirement at 65 years old is a stoopid idea.”
“Retirement at 65 years old is a stoopid idea.”