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johngoodman.bsky.social
realistic Star Trek
A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! 🚀🦅✨ Picard: ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONG™ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration. Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?
August 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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helenlohara.bsky.social
What if running Doom on all of these inappropriate devices is what creates the portal to hell in the first place?
July 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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designthinking.lol
Reality Tech
#designsky #webcomics #productdesign
January 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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vanessamckee.bsky.social
RIP
Watercolor portrait of David Lynch surrounded by characters from his films.
January 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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tonsky.me
I propose we replace semantic versioning with pride versioning
Diagram with large number: 2.7.123 First “2” is commented: Proud version. Bump when you are proud of the release Second “7” is commented: Default version. Just normal/okay releases Third “123” is commented: Shame version. Bump when fixing things too embarrassing to admit
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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chazhutton.com
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
This title if the comic is ‘Googling Stuff…’ The comic shows two columns: on the left is “Then” showing search results with one thing listed as “the thing you want” On the right column is ‘Now’ - also showing search results but in this case it’s a whole bunch of stuff you don’t need: AI TAKING A WILD STAB AT IT WITH SOME BLATANT MISINFORMATION SPONSORED RESULT SPONSORED RESULT SPONSORED RESULT SPONSORED RESULT PEOPLE ALSO ASK VIEW PRODUCTS And then right at the bottom just off screen is ‘the thing you want’
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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paulscheer.com
The award for most anticlimactic best picture announcement goes to Al Pacino
March 11, 2024 at 2:21 AM
danielbenkmann.bsky.social
Manchmal glaube ich ja auch, dass früher alles besser war. Doch dann schaue ich mir das HYPER HYPER Musikvideo von Scooter an.
September 26, 2023 at 9:24 PM
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scott1gray.bsky.social
Great Moments in Star Trek #763
September 20, 2023 at 5:07 PM
danielbenkmann.bsky.social
Es gibt die seltenen Fälle, wo das unverhältnismäßig lange Ausdehnen einer einzigen schlechten Punchline tatsächlich in etwas resultiert, das die schlechte Punchline transzendiert. „Star Trek: Very Short Treks“ ist keiner dieser Fälle.
September 20, 2023 at 9:05 PM
danielbenkmann.bsky.social
Sätze, die in meiner Jugend keinen Sinn ergeben hätten: Mein Fernseher hat sich gerade aufgehängt.
September 6, 2023 at 6:19 PM
danielbenkmann.bsky.social
Satz des Tages: „Nachdem er die geheimnisvolle Wunderblume nur kurz berührte, verschmolz Bowser mit Prinz Florians Schloss!“
August 31, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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gergely.pragmaticengineer.com
So we wrote something with @kentbeck.bsky.social on measuring developer productivity, and important tradeoffs:

newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com/p/measuring-...
Measuring developer productivity? A response to McKinsey
The consulting firm came up with a methodology they claim can measure software developer productivity. But that measurement comes at a high price – and we offer a more sensible approach.
newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com
August 29, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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worfemail.bsky.social
All crew,

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Worf
August 27, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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marikasworld.bsky.social
Start in der Tag wie immer perfekt mit „Haken dran“ in der Morgenroutine. Dank @gavinkarlmeier.bsky.social und @dennishorn.de kann ich nicht mehr ohne. Nicht sicher ob ich den Podcast noch wegen der Infos und nur noch wegen Entertainment höre 😅 egal.
In jedem Fall große Empfehlung!
August 25, 2023 at 6:10 AM
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der-postillon.com
Wir sind jetzt auch hier.
August 21, 2023 at 9:46 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
#StarTrek
TNG movie. We're having a fancy party, starfleet folks in white dress uniforms are dancing with others in party civilian clothes. There's maybe mountains in the background and definitely some trees. Beyond the dancing couples is a big band playing music, and Data is standing in front, holding a microphone stand at an angle and singing. He's holding out an arm and really giving them the ol' razzle dazzle. Closed caption reads, "🎵 NOTHING BUT BLUE SKIES🎵"
August 20, 2023 at 10:30 PM
danielbenkmann.bsky.social
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August 21, 2023 at 5:52 AM