Daniel Jiron
@danieljiron.bsky.social
Internet Comedian Extraordinare
My joker moment was realizing I had to put effort into my education for a market that is consistently managed by the dumbest +most evil people on Earth.
June 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My joker moment was realizing I had to put effort into my education for a market that is consistently managed by the dumbest +most evil people on Earth.
If you were productive during your twenties you miss out on being the funniest you can be in your thirties
May 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you were productive during your twenties you miss out on being the funniest you can be in your thirties
Checking up on the locals on Instagram is always a struggle cause everything they do, no matter what, makes me cringe.
May 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Checking up on the locals on Instagram is always a struggle cause everything they do, no matter what, makes me cringe.
I'm unironically locking in because I had to let go of my situationship to do so
May 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm unironically locking in because I had to let go of my situationship to do so
I think I go a bit too conspiracy theory psycho when it comes to relationships lol
May 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I think I go a bit too conspiracy theory psycho when it comes to relationships lol
Age gaps for the last millennials are weird cause you'll date someone that had school/college during the pandemic at some point in life.
May 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Age gaps for the last millennials are weird cause you'll date someone that had school/college during the pandemic at some point in life.
They crying you guys are too woke on this app, but on the other one Ye's dumbass fascist song is trending so I'd rather be here
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They crying you guys are too woke on this app, but on the other one Ye's dumbass fascist song is trending so I'd rather be here
First time having e-sex was at 29 and she was really into dog play, I am not ashamed of this, but I think the idea of explaining all of THAT to my grandfather is objectively hilarious.
May 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
First time having e-sex was at 29 and she was really into dog play, I am not ashamed of this, but I think the idea of explaining all of THAT to my grandfather is objectively hilarious.
White girls like dogs a bit too much, personal experience
May 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
White girls like dogs a bit too much, personal experience
I get pissed at inspirational quotes all the time because my main drive for existence since I graduated highschool has been spite.
May 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I get pissed at inspirational quotes all the time because my main drive for existence since I graduated highschool has been spite.
the first line I heard of Kanye West's new song being "even tho I am famous I can't see my kids" with autotune was the funniest thing I've heard all year
May 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
the first line I heard of Kanye West's new song being "even tho I am famous I can't see my kids" with autotune was the funniest thing I've heard all year
I don't hate anti-woke culture because I'm lib'd out, I hate it because it was the fucking stuff I liked when I was an insufferable teenager. Being anti-woke is the ultimate "peaked in highschool" behavior, it's pathetic, I'd rather go amish than watch "white people be like" comedy dominate AGAIN.
April 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't hate anti-woke culture because I'm lib'd out, I hate it because it was the fucking stuff I liked when I was an insufferable teenager. Being anti-woke is the ultimate "peaked in highschool" behavior, it's pathetic, I'd rather go amish than watch "white people be like" comedy dominate AGAIN.
My greatest fear about having kids is being able to have responsable adult reactions to them fucking up in life, I know I'll laugh in their face if they ever shoplift and get caught.
April 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My greatest fear about having kids is being able to have responsable adult reactions to them fucking up in life, I know I'll laugh in their face if they ever shoplift and get caught.
It is hitting me real hard that I am legit an unc now
April 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It is hitting me real hard that I am legit an unc now
My friend slept with a girl that was into astrology, which is alright, but then he told me she was also into "numerology". So I asked what is that? And he said the study of numbers?? So what, like Math???
April 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My friend slept with a girl that was into astrology, which is alright, but then he told me she was also into "numerology". So I asked what is that? And he said the study of numbers?? So what, like Math???
Working is interesting because in a perfect world we wouldn't need to do it to survive, but on holidays I have nothing to do so I get really sad and contemplate the worst aspects of my life at the moment.
I refuse to get introspective enough to change and therefore I blame capitalism for this.
I refuse to get introspective enough to change and therefore I blame capitalism for this.
April 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Working is interesting because in a perfect world we wouldn't need to do it to survive, but on holidays I have nothing to do so I get really sad and contemplate the worst aspects of my life at the moment.
I refuse to get introspective enough to change and therefore I blame capitalism for this.
I refuse to get introspective enough to change and therefore I blame capitalism for this.
Not complaining in the same group chat that ignores me about being ignored anymore
April 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Not complaining in the same group chat that ignores me about being ignored anymore
RIP to 4Chan, I was only in that bitch for 2 years from 16 to 18 years old, it was funny but also the worst thing on the internet rip bozo good riddance you won't be missed
April 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
RIP to 4Chan, I was only in that bitch for 2 years from 16 to 18 years old, it was funny but also the worst thing on the internet rip bozo good riddance you won't be missed
Getting ignored in the groupchat fucking hurts more than when that bitch cheated on me
April 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Getting ignored in the groupchat fucking hurts more than when that bitch cheated on me
Why is it called a "hamburger" when there's no ham in it? It's beef, like the beef I have with Trump over these damned tariffs
April 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Why is it called a "hamburger" when there's no ham in it? It's beef, like the beef I have with Trump over these damned tariffs
When people start saying racist dumb things, we as a society are now going to ask them "what are you a MAGA?" Instead of "what are you nazi?"
And I think that's beautiful.
And I think that's beautiful.
April 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When people start saying racist dumb things, we as a society are now going to ask them "what are you a MAGA?" Instead of "what are you nazi?"
And I think that's beautiful.
And I think that's beautiful.
Internet Comedian Extraordinare
April 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Internet Comedian Extraordinare
Reposted by Daniel Jiron
Made a bet with some friends I won't roast anyone or talk about myself anymore, so now my default conversation topics are just the total collapse of western economy or Japanese cartoons for teenagers.
April 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Made a bet with some friends I won't roast anyone or talk about myself anymore, so now my default conversation topics are just the total collapse of western economy or Japanese cartoons for teenagers.
Reposted by Daniel Jiron
