Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
@danielscarfone.bsky.social
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C'est cool, man. https://letterboxd.com/danscarfone/
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danielscarfone.bsky.social
This movie is the best. So horny.

Horny as hell, baby.
thathagengrrl.bsky.social
Happy anniversary to THE DEVILS, a movie that was shocking 50 years ago, still shocks today + will be shocking 500 years from now...they're really not makin' em like they used to, huh.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
How could he not win his bid to be mayor?
graphicmatt.com
Recommendation for council to express its continued support for speed cameras CARRIES 24-1. Guess who.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Soon, every film and TV show is going to look like (and be as high-quality as) the buffer ads for online casinos.

It's probably for the best! If TV networks all died, that'd be fine.

If the, what, two big movie studios die, that'd be fine.

It's all fine!
Mark and Jez, the El Dude Brothers, pumping their arms and going "Ennnnnngh" at varied intensities.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Uh-oh! Any historians know what this means?!
crimethinc.com
Jack Posobiec explicitly says that "Antifa" dates back to the Weimar Republic, explicitly acknowledging that this administration is opposed to those who resisted the arrival of Adolf Hitler in Power.
A screenshot of C-Span showing Jack Posobiec speaking during a panel on "Antifa."
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Roncesvalles.
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Do I need a spooky name to be taken seriously here?
I love attention. I'll do it.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Sorry, but this debate is making me lose my mind.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Honestly, idiotic culture.

We don't need slow zones. We need to be slow. All city streets should be 30/40km. All the time. If people don't abide, put in 10,000 red light cameras and speed cameras.

Make the fine a percentage of the driver's income.

ROAST THEM.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Yes, make it more complicated.
graphicmatt.com
Councillor Lily Cheng moves for a report on "time-of-day variable speed limits" in school zones. "I'm speaking to you today as a councillor, but also as a mom," she notes.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Matrix Nunziata.
graphicmatt.com
Colle also displays this photo of himself, Councillor Nunziata, former mayor Mel Lastman and Jack Layton, putting up one of the city's first red-light camera signs in the 90s.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Boy, I'd love to hear Bradford give a lecture on humility.
graphicmatt.com
Bradford says council needs to have the "humility" to recognize that the current speed program isn't working. He wants to see "practical road design changes."

"These cameras are meant to protect pedestrians, but they can't do that if they are constantly lying on the ground."
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
If anyone’s struggled to keep up with my threads on why the genAI bubble
Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD
A power strip with the plug end plugged in to one of the sockets
danielscarfone.bsky.social
The amount of childish excuses in response to this bafflingly logical statement shows you that Ontario drivers are an entitled class of goons.

I speed sometimes! Sometimes it's an accident, sometimes not! If I get caught, I pay a ticket because I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO IT.

Grow up!
graphicmatt.com
"My message is simple: don't speed, and you won't have to pay any fines," says Mayor Olivia Chow on her support for the speed camera program.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
It's pure selfishness and entitlement. There's literally nothing else.

Also, this province has made the concept of "driving a car" into a religious experience for people.

Burnside thinks streets HE drives on should be exempt. "But safety is important in general!"

Selfish babies.
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graphicmatt.com
"Are flashing lights as effective as the cameras?" asks Councillor Lily Cheng.

"We had flashing lights before we had automated speed enforcement. And through the introduction of automated speed enforcement we've seen a much more significant safety improvement," say transportation staff.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
The contention that we only need to be safe in school zones is insane.

It's good we're AT LEAST doing that, but last I checked, adults can be killed by terrible drives/accidents too.
graphicmatt.com
Burnside's point is that maybe the 40 km/h speed limit on Avenue Rd and other streets is too low. Getting a ticket for "going 50 or 51 on Avenue Road that's six lanes wide, seems to be the kind of thing that would get under people's craws," he says.

Gray points out there are schools on Avenue Road.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Unserious Cop Jon Burnside thinks speed limits should be determined by what he personally thinks is reasonable, and not what safety data has determined is better or best.

Joke.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
The main reason I subscribe to Matt's writings.
graphicmatt.com
As expected, all the various speed camera items on the agenda are joined together to create an omnibus item. A speeding omnibus, kind of like that bus in that famous movie, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.
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im-all-id.me
Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Schneider is just Dan O’Brien. He’s the best one.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
I’m a born bandwagon boy. I love hoppin’ on and off. Sue my butt.

Baseball!
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Anyone see any coverage of this?

No idea if this is legit, but asking Waters/producers about it would be very, very funny.
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
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thefritobanditoo.bsky.social
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
These are the types of people who like AI.
jonchristian.net
NEW: People are generating Sora 2 videos of famed physicist Stephen Hawking being horribly brutalized in terrible ways -- no matter how bad you thought OpenAI's guardrails were, I guarantee they're worse

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People Are Making Sora 2 Videos of Stephen Hawking Being Horribly Brutalized
People are using OpenAI's Sora 2 to generate videos of theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking being brutalized in ghoulish ways.
futurism.com