Daniel Tunnard
@danieltunnard.bsky.social
Obsolete translator.
Mid-career writer.
41st-best Scrabble player in the world (in Spanish).
https://linktr.ee/danieltunnard
Mid-career writer.
41st-best Scrabble player in the world (in Spanish).
https://linktr.ee/danieltunnard
At the end of last season, I told my friend Max, a Liverpool fan, that I predicted that Arne Slot would be to Klopp what Paisley had been to Shankley, building on his predecessor's work to build a team that would dominate England and Europe for a decade. I now realise this prediction was wrong
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
At the end of last season, I told my friend Max, a Liverpool fan, that I predicted that Arne Slot would be to Klopp what Paisley had been to Shankley, building on his predecessor's work to build a team that would dominate England and Europe for a decade. I now realise this prediction was wrong
Nearly came to blows while walking the dog when a delivery cyclist went through a red light as I was crossing. "Red," I said. He asked me to repeat my words. This I did, as it dawned on me that I had picked the wrong man. A torrent of abuse ensued. My mother's vagina was brought up; never ideal.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nearly came to blows while walking the dog when a delivery cyclist went through a red light as I was crossing. "Red," I said. He asked me to repeat my words. This I did, as it dawned on me that I had picked the wrong man. A torrent of abuse ensued. My mother's vagina was brought up; never ideal.
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There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?
Some personal news: I have made enquiries with Sheffield Wednesday about a possible merger with myself.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Some personal news: I have made enquiries with Sheffield Wednesday about a possible merger with myself.
A sweaty 28C in Buenos Aires today so obviously I'm making a hearty chicken casserole for lunch
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A sweaty 28C in Buenos Aires today so obviously I'm making a hearty chicken casserole for lunch
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WE LIVED ON THE HORIZON is now out in the world. It's the first "timely" book I've written--wholly unintentional, I assure you.
If you've been thinking about AI, revolution, altruism, the future, gender, aging, and what care is ... it might be the book for you.
If you've been thinking about AI, revolution, altruism, the future, gender, aging, and what care is ... it might be the book for you.
January 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
WE LIVED ON THE HORIZON is now out in the world. It's the first "timely" book I've written--wholly unintentional, I assure you.
If you've been thinking about AI, revolution, altruism, the future, gender, aging, and what care is ... it might be the book for you.
If you've been thinking about AI, revolution, altruism, the future, gender, aging, and what care is ... it might be the book for you.
Had to move some money about as I didn't know when I was going to get paid for a job and within one hour of completing the moving about of said money I got paid for said job.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Had to move some money about as I didn't know when I was going to get paid for a job and within one hour of completing the moving about of said money I got paid for said job.
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The latest novel has Roddy Ho humming the lyrics. Is this a literary first?
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The latest novel has Roddy Ho humming the lyrics. Is this a literary first?
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Slow Horses has the highest good show/shit theme tune ratio of all TV shows, compounded by the fact that if you skip the intro, you still get the last two bars of the song and find yourself singing "with tha big boyz zagain" involuntarily the whole of the next day
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Slow Horses has the highest good show/shit theme tune ratio of all TV shows, compounded by the fact that if you skip the intro, you still get the last two bars of the song and find yourself singing "with tha big boyz zagain" involuntarily the whole of the next day
Slow Horses has the highest good show/shit theme tune ratio of all TV shows, compounded by the fact that if you skip the intro, you still get the last two bars of the song and find yourself singing "with tha big boyz zagain" involuntarily the whole of the next day
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Slow Horses has the highest good show/shit theme tune ratio of all TV shows, compounded by the fact that if you skip the intro, you still get the last two bars of the song and find yourself singing "with tha big boyz zagain" involuntarily the whole of the next day
This was the last we heard of Richard
Off to play football at a dangerously advanced age.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This was the last we heard of Richard
The other day I found out Tina Turner played the Davenport Theatre (where we usually went for pantomime and James Bond films) in Stockport in 1984
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The other day I found out Tina Turner played the Davenport Theatre (where we usually went for pantomime and James Bond films) in Stockport in 1984
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
@michaelspicer.bsky.social Can't believe they've copied your idea already www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Four - Winter Walks, Series 1, Selina Scott
Selina Scott enjoys a gentle walk around Wharfedale in the Yorkshire Dales.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@michaelspicer.bsky.social Can't believe they've copied your idea already www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
League One fans will be excited to hear that Stockport County have brought back their legendary Christmas Dinner in a Cup.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
League One fans will be excited to hear that Stockport County have brought back their legendary Christmas Dinner in a Cup.
I like how the Welsh use the French term for prostitute www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I like how the Welsh use the French term for prostitute www.bbc.com/news/article...
Baby Eva just found out the hard way what soap tastes like (she ate some soap).
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Baby Eva just found out the hard way what soap tastes like (she ate some soap).
Bizarre red card in the United-Everton match on 14 minutes as Gana (Everton) is sent off for shouting something at Keane (Everton). Casemiro to get himself sent off to even things out.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bizarre red card in the United-Everton match on 14 minutes as Gana (Everton) is sent off for shouting something at Keane (Everton). Casemiro to get himself sent off to even things out.
Is the phrase "put on the purple-tinted lenses" used in English to refer to somebody seeing things from a feminist perspective?
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Is the phrase "put on the purple-tinted lenses" used in English to refer to somebody seeing things from a feminist perspective?
You know Reform voters and the Reform-curious don't care Farage is racist, don't you? Why all this coverage?
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You know Reform voters and the Reform-curious don't care Farage is racist, don't you? Why all this coverage?
PEOPLE WHO PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT: Here's a fun song to play tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/diana-ro...
Diana Ross - Chain Reaction (Chords)
CHORDS by Diana Ross
tabs.ultimate-guitar.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
PEOPLE WHO PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT: Here's a fun song to play tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/diana-ro...
DID YOU KNOW that Argentina once bombed itself, deliberately? Fittingly, the planes took off from Morón Air Base. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing...
Bombing of Plaza de Mayo - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
DID YOU KNOW that Argentina once bombed itself, deliberately? Fittingly, the planes took off from Morón Air Base. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing...
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Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
Every year or so I subscribe to Apple so I can watch Slow Horses and some other series of note and every year without fail the act of subscribing to Apple, signing in to their system and then being to watch a television program is one fucking pain in the arse after another and I hate those cunts
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every year or so I subscribe to Apple so I can watch Slow Horses and some other series of note and every year without fail the act of subscribing to Apple, signing in to their system and then being to watch a television program is one fucking pain in the arse after another and I hate those cunts
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⭐️ EXCLUSIVE: John Lewis Christmas Ads In DANGER.
👇🏻 Please watch and share this #BrokenNews report.
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👇🏻 Please watch and share this #BrokenNews report.
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EXCLUSIVE: John Lewis Christmas Ads In DANGER - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
⭐️ EXCLUSIVE: John Lewis Christmas Ads In DANGER.
👇🏻 Please watch and share this #BrokenNews report.
youtu.be/kwfpyV19CQo?...
👇🏻 Please watch and share this #BrokenNews report.
youtu.be/kwfpyV19CQo?...