dan
@danifestmestiny.bsky.social
Expert laundry folder & dish washer. I write about fantasy football now too.
This feels like an April fools day joke
The Chiefs have announced their intention to play in the state of Kansas beginning in 2031.
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This feels like an April fools day joke
Just whiffed on a chance to scam a major airline and I’ve never been so mad at myself (within the last week or so)
December 16, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Just whiffed on a chance to scam a major airline and I’ve never been so mad at myself (within the last week or so)
Try as they might my kids will never dethrone the champs
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Try as they might my kids will never dethrone the champs
Maybe it’s the 1.5 cans of Kirkland signature helles-style lager talking but I’m sorta down with Hirk’s idea that that bijan non-reception deserved to be a catch
Hirk kerbsreit
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Maybe it’s the 1.5 cans of Kirkland signature helles-style lager talking but I’m sorta down with Hirk’s idea that that bijan non-reception deserved to be a catch
Searching flights bc I need to get up to Montana sometime soon and found this banger of a deal
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Searching flights bc I need to get up to Montana sometime soon and found this banger of a deal
Top crust collapsed and browned unevenly, edge looks like shit and split in several places. Kids actively ignoring me. Wife is doing her hair and texting someone a LOT and wouldn’t let me see her phone to check the time
First pie dough rolled out and transferred to the plate with minimal complications. My children are standing up and clapping, my wife is dabbing tears of pride and joy from her eyes
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Top crust collapsed and browned unevenly, edge looks like shit and split in several places. Kids actively ignoring me. Wife is doing her hair and texting someone a LOT and wouldn’t let me see her phone to check the time
First pie dough rolled out and transferred to the plate with minimal complications. My children are standing up and clapping, my wife is dabbing tears of pride and joy from her eyes
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
First pie dough rolled out and transferred to the plate with minimal complications. My children are standing up and clapping, my wife is dabbing tears of pride and joy from her eyes
Gouged myself with a veggie peeler on Thanksgiving eve, not ideal
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Gouged myself with a veggie peeler on Thanksgiving eve, not ideal
One more turnover and that seals this game as pure slop but another one after that and it goes back to being funny again
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
One more turnover and that seals this game as pure slop but another one after that and it goes back to being funny again
It’s been seven hours and thirteen days
Since you took your love away
Since you took your love away
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It’s been seven hours and thirteen days
Since you took your love away
Since you took your love away
There are obvious reasons why this is bad but the thing im really hung up on is Plaskett getting called out for chewing gum followed by her response and her sheepish look? Wtf was that about?
Jeffrey Epstein appeared to text with Del. Stacey Plaskett (D-Virgin Islands) during Michael Cohen's 2019 congressional hearing and may have influenced her questions.
Text message time-stamp match up with hearing video reviewed by The Washington Post.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Text message time-stamp match up with hearing video reviewed by The Washington Post.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There are obvious reasons why this is bad but the thing im really hung up on is Plaskett getting called out for chewing gum followed by her response and her sheepish look? Wtf was that about?
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Trader Joe’s is great because you get to fight through parking hell to shop there and then you still have to go to a real grocery store afterward
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Trader Joe’s is great because you get to fight through parking hell to shop there and then you still have to go to a real grocery store afterward
Did they just pick a guy out of the stands to punt for the broncos tonight
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Did they just pick a guy out of the stands to punt for the broncos tonight
If sons of anarchy was still on the air maxx crosby would have a bit role and show up two or three times a season
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If sons of anarchy was still on the air maxx crosby would have a bit role and show up two or three times a season
Margherita pizza beans
2 15oz cans Cannellini beans
1 32oz can fire roasted crushed tomatoes
1 8oz ball fresh mozzarella ball
Butter
S&P
Oregano
Basil
1 loaf crusty French/italian/sourdough
1 12-inch oven safe skillet
2 15oz cans Cannellini beans
1 32oz can fire roasted crushed tomatoes
1 8oz ball fresh mozzarella ball
Butter
S&P
Oregano
Basil
1 loaf crusty French/italian/sourdough
1 12-inch oven safe skillet
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Margherita pizza beans
2 15oz cans Cannellini beans
1 32oz can fire roasted crushed tomatoes
1 8oz ball fresh mozzarella ball
Butter
S&P
Oregano
Basil
1 loaf crusty French/italian/sourdough
1 12-inch oven safe skillet
2 15oz cans Cannellini beans
1 32oz can fire roasted crushed tomatoes
1 8oz ball fresh mozzarella ball
Butter
S&P
Oregano
Basil
1 loaf crusty French/italian/sourdough
1 12-inch oven safe skillet
That flag is inappropriate
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
That flag is inappropriate
How is that not a first down by Herbert? Sideline replay showed him coming down a yard past the marker
November 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
How is that not a first down by Herbert? Sideline replay showed him coming down a yard past the marker
Reposted by dan
This game has been Bois' tweet about overtime playoff hockey and I'm not just saying that because I'm rocking back and forth and leaning all the way forward for a game without my team
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This game has been Bois' tweet about overtime playoff hockey and I'm not just saying that because I'm rocking back and forth and leaning all the way forward for a game without my team
Wtf Canada has their own version of marlins man??
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wtf Canada has their own version of marlins man??
Eight year old now seeing how close he can shade “bichette” into “bishit” before the rest of us tell him to cool it
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Eight year old now seeing how close he can shade “bichette” into “bishit” before the rest of us tell him to cool it
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
Vlad pop out after 8 pitches then Bo walk off on his first pitch
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Vlad pop out after 8 pitches then Bo walk off on his first pitch
Laughing out loud. Laughing my ass off even.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Laughing out loud. Laughing my ass off even.