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I think about this line from Omar El Akkad’s American War at least three times a week

it’s permanently clarifying about everything
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
OGs know that Mamdani does actually like cats, he is as warm to the bodega managers as any other constituent

but he’s really putting in the work to spread the good news about bidets, true moral leadership
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Lamb Chop and Mallory Lewis have entered the conversation

www.tiktok.com/@yourfavlamb...
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
and then Status Coup seemingly got their hands on both documents and challenge coins related to the Minneapolis occupation abandoned in the vehicles

I dunno, I’m not there, feel free to tell me I got got

but this seems so sloppy
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I haven’t seen much talk about it here on bsky but it seems that the goon squad fled two of their official vehicles and locals were able to liberate official documents and the like

KMSP reposted this where a lockbox was pulled out
January 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
it's most fun when you slip in the shocker alongside an anodyne query
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
this guy is the House rep for WI-3 and it’s striking to me that the Trump doctrine

Never apologize, never give ground, never be human

puts all these guys into the ghoulish position of defending the summary execution of a kid’s mom right as the primary season kicks off

off the map, man
January 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
the heartbreak of Faye Miller was that for just a moment

he tried

He told her the truth. He was real with her about his past. and she accepted him. as warmly and truly as Anna ever did

she smuggled business leads out of another job for him

Faye was ride or die for Don, and just as driven
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Legendary poster Visakanv had a particularly helpful post about social skills on the internet:

"The important thing is not to speak your mind, but to 'support' the OP. You can support them by disagreeing well & you can 'mis-support' them by agreeing stupidly."

wish everyone got this orientation
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
pov: Emma Stone positively wrathful because you slighted Miss Piggy
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
timeline cleanse
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
just a regular Tuesday
January 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Tracer Tong argued for the destruction of global communications, arguing that the resulting dark age was necessary to end the rule of plutocrats

and I wasn’t convinced

but TikTok comments make me less certain
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I mean this makes sense in terms of how Sony markets gaming

I tried to get into Horizon Forbidden West because people said it was great

and it just felt like this to me
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
you can make the VibeVoice German voice models lecture you in English about things you couldn't possibly know

it's stupid but it amuses me
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
and I only feel more strongly about this now that I have lived through both of Dan Vasser's depicted life stages
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
this week in niche TikTok

“hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and I don't feel like explaining it to anyone else”
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I love this because he’s gonna school the entire Democratic establishment on how you lead the press around being like

“Check this shit out. Can you believe this? I’m stunned”

and use that to build consensus for policy
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
if you’re in politics and truly Love the Game

your job is now to punish the villains and fight for the people
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I have a Grand Unified Theory of Love of the Game

it’s extremely simple:

the more Love of the Game you demonstrate consistently—whatever your game is

the more people love you

and the thing about Mamdani that makes him unstoppable is that he fucking LOVES. THE. GAME.
January 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
meanwhile, we've got the hometown bank of Hong Kong in Luna, Bank of Hong Kong Luna.

All the Chinese bank logos have a particular vibe so I'm stealing that (red is prosperity/good news)

Luna's economy is heavily agricultural, so we've got a basket that's also two facing crescents, Earth and Luna
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
start with The Authority.

it's a former UN office, so that says blue to me

it needs a clear brand that gets stamped on everything: grain barges, equipment, official communications

and it is, of course, literally Eating the Moon. for obvious reasons Earth is centered
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM