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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷
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I make software for people who make software.

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I argue that LLMs are the opposable thumb of computing:

fundamentally novel range of motion that, when combined with the error-correcting fingers of conventional computing, change what's possible altogether

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LLMs: the opposable thumb of computing
Amidst all the hype, all the skepticism, all the rending of clothes, I am here to tell you: the LLM is to computing what the thumb is to our hand.
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January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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it just doesn't seem to me like you can make a lot of hay out of vulgarity when the "exculpatory" video you released of your guy murdering someone has him on tape calling her a "fucking bitch" right afterwards
Leavitt complains that protesters are pointing their middle fingers at ICE vehicles
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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This is, legitimately, completely insane. Totally and completely and insane. In the grand scheme of things it's not directly harmful but it's also just a true signal of how much he's lost it and how dangerous things are
Trump: “It was my Great Honor to meet María Corina Machado, of Venezuela, today. She is a wonderful woman who has been through so much. María presented me with her Nobel Peace Prize for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you María!”
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
everyone’s trying to pin down the timeline shift, the hinge point where it all went wrong

lot of people think it’s Bush v Gore in 2000 and I get why

but it’s obviously when Long John Silver’s entered its period of decline

for a gleaming perfect moment every contiguous state had batter dipped fish
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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These people are fucking sick
One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Some of the stories in here are absolutely chilling. One US citizen of Somali descent was just riding an elevator with ICE agents and then they detained him for almost half an hour in the freezing cold despite him showing agents his passport card. They only let him go once protestors showed up.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I haven’t seen much talk about it here on bsky but it seems that the goon squad fled two of their official vehicles and locals were able to liberate official documents and the like

KMSP reposted this where a lockbox was pulled out
January 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.

He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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What we are seeing now, at home and abroad, is his attempt to inflict as much pain as possible in those areas where he has close to total freedom of action: immigration enforcement and foreign policy. But even there, there are limits — practical, operational and logistical constraints. (7/?)
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Where Trump has direct authority, he has been able to exercise it in dangerous and authoritarian ways (ICE and CBP). Where Trump must rely on informal coercion, he is less successful, especially if/when those institutions resist. (4/?)
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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But there are places where Trump, as president, has relatively limited freedom of action and where the main points of opposition have been robust. Where states can contest his actions (National Guard deployments), he falls short. Where courts must litigate his decisions, he also falls short. (3/?)
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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this is like the singularity of divorcedness. it’s breaking everything we thought we knew about space-time.
They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been
January 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Long guns covered in every bullshit accessory on the market to take a door with a... nurse behind it.
January 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Hey the whole time this lady was fucking up Dem legislation she was also popping E and fucking multiple members of her security detail on official Senate trips. At least somebody was enjoying her tenure!
Crypto lobbyist and former senator Kyrsten Sinema has been sued for having affair with her ex-bodyguard. She also allegedly encouraged him to take the psychedelic drug MDMA on a Senate work trip so she could guide him through it.
Kyrsten Sinema Accused of Having Affair With Ex-Bodyguard
Crypto lobbyist and former senator Kyrsten Sinema has been sued for having affair with her ex-bodyguard. She also allegedly encouraged him to take the psychedelic drug MDMA on a Senate work trip so she could guide him through it.
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January 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Evelyn Normielib (D-MN) has arrived at the scene of the ICE shooting in northern Minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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I guess I didn't expect everyone to be a boobily breasted ninja but a place with awesome food, great urbanism, and rich culture and my expectations there were well exceeded
January 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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people joke about weebs going to Japan and becoming disheartened by the difference in reality and their imagination but when I went I only became more of a weeb so ymmv I guess
January 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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The people in Minneapolis are not creating chaos—Trump is. ICE is completely out of control.
 
Trump is terrorizing an entire city as an act of political retribution.
 
It's Minneapolis today, it could be Seattle or New York tomorrow. Speaking up matters right now.
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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on one hand we have the unfathomable logistical, operational and political task of canceling american elections, on the other hand we have the ravings of a demented old man who can't even pacify a mid-sized midwestern city. and i'm the silly one? i'm the irrational one?
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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if the hundred some odd people who felt the need to reply to it weren't there they'd be on the rest of the app. nobody wants that
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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The other thing is, in 2020, the locus of anger was internal, which is destabilizing. But this time, we ARE UNDER ATTACK. We are INVADED. All my neighbors are friends. All the feds are the enemy. No one wants to turn their rage on local streets or businesses; we are, specifically, protecting them.
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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One thing that people don't understand is that the community base opposing ICE is extremely committed to avoiding anything that could trigger rioting, I think largely because of the 2020 experience. Trump thinks he can redo 2020 but shoot the protesters this time, but Minneapolis isn't the same.
Ironically a lot of the base of Minnesota's activitists' response was laid as a result of the riots following Chauvin's murder of George Floyd. That's part of why I feel like this administration doesn't understand who they're messing with. The Twin Cities got organized in 2020 and remains so.
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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let's say the president wants to suppress the vote in detroit. assuming a conventional 20 soldiers for every 1000 civilians ration, he would need more than 12,000 ICE agents — more than double the current number of field officers — to occupy detroit and only detroit, a city of 630,000 people
imho people are focusing on the words "cancel the midterms" and saying uh actually a president cannot do that at the expense of what they would actually try to do, ie send troops/ice into liberal cities to suppress the vote
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM