Off wif 'is 'ead...we can sell it to hot rodders for at least five grand.

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It's bonkers being a bog-standard looking white dude. All you have to do is mask your shock and disgust and some folks go full Stormfront in no time.

Work in progress on a mermaid sculpture based on a shark. I'm planning on painting her this week.

Were you around for "It"? Fools were talking about redesigning cities around what ended up being the Segway.

Imagine how motivated our hero will be...

Went and got a Painboy. He looks self-assured in the packaging picture.

I still tap my wooden spoons dry to the beat of the opening song of the cartoon. Found out a couple years ago it was lifted from a Danny Elfman project.

*dun dun dun dun...thunk thunk*

Ugh. He just juggles you with the same attack over and over.

Astounding. I thought it was a photo.

I've been sculpting like mad lately. I'd stopped for over a decade.

Gibbets lining the national mall would be better.