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Dan Royal
@danroyal.bsky.social
Hilarious sitcom dad from Detroit

Posting in front of a live studio audience
I'm convinced they make the headset bigger after every win
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
One book but it was Goodnight Moon and I read it five thousand times
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"viewers in the football chat are discussing football"
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My neighbor's Christmas lights are on a dusk/dawn sensor. They've been turning on and off randomly whenever it turns from medium-overcast to deep-overcast.
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Two yips way up
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
House Finch
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Nice horse, Soraya
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
These are some top notch spideys
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
No matter what happens Notre Dame always somehow ends up in the top ten
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Probably they're trying to get boosters to chip in for the buyout don't have quite enough money raised yet?
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bedazzled Egg™️
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I'm just glad Dream Craig is making friends
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm no expert here but don't you usually want to know what a thing is and how big before you tear down the thing that's there?
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I guess I just don't understand facsh humor
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM