Dan Royal
@danroyal.bsky.social
Hilarious sitcom dad from Detroit
Posting in front of a live studio audience
Posting in front of a live studio audience
Both the book I'm reading and the video game in playing are at really fun/interesting parts right now. Looks like I'm quitting my job🤷♂️
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Both the book I'm reading and the video game in playing are at really fun/interesting parts right now. Looks like I'm quitting my job🤷♂️
Screw what anyone else tells you. The magic of Christmas is giving little kids awesome toys and watching them go ballistic.
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Screw what anyone else tells you. The magic of Christmas is giving little kids awesome toys and watching them go ballistic.
This Christmas give the greatest gift of all (the extra long cardboard tube from the wrapping paper roll)
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This Christmas give the greatest gift of all (the extra long cardboard tube from the wrapping paper roll)
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
"giddy up jingle horse pickup your feet" is actually a really offensive thing to say in jingle horse culture
December 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"giddy up jingle horse pickup your feet" is actually a really offensive thing to say in jingle horse culture
Honestly there's not enough news that involves adult rec soccer and that's a major problem imo
DEVELOPING: Zohran Mamdani’s recreation soccer team was called the Talking Headers.
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Honestly there's not enough news that involves adult rec soccer and that's a major problem imo
While we're spitballing transportation policy based on dumb pet peeves, I'd like to call for a full investigation into Delta seatback chess. That shit is way too hard!
The last thing I need after navigating parking/TSA/boarding/takeoff is getting my ass kicked on "Beginner" difficulty.
The last thing I need after navigating parking/TSA/boarding/takeoff is getting my ass kicked on "Beginner" difficulty.
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
While we're spitballing transportation policy based on dumb pet peeves, I'd like to call for a full investigation into Delta seatback chess. That shit is way too hard!
The last thing I need after navigating parking/TSA/boarding/takeoff is getting my ass kicked on "Beginner" difficulty.
The last thing I need after navigating parking/TSA/boarding/takeoff is getting my ass kicked on "Beginner" difficulty.
I see the nfl is still innovating new ways to hose the Lions
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I see the nfl is still innovating new ways to hose the Lions
The simple spell to vanquish me in magical combat is "HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD"
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The simple spell to vanquish me in magical combat is "HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD"
LAND GRANT TOILET BOWL LFG
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LAND GRANT TOILET BOWL LFG
Turns out today is the day I turn "have to regularly moisturizer my feet to prevent my skin from splitting open" years old
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Turns out today is the day I turn "have to regularly moisturizer my feet to prevent my skin from splitting open" years old
It's ancient history now I guess but you mean to tell me we were getting fucking daily updates on Hilary Clinton's emails but THIS SHIT was kept hush hush???
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It's ancient history now I guess but you mean to tell me we were getting fucking daily updates on Hilary Clinton's emails but THIS SHIT was kept hush hush???
On Joyce Carol Twitter, the Oates toast you!
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
On Joyce Carol Twitter, the Oates toast you!
Oh so when we use giant super computers to defeat the Nazis everyone is cool with it but when we use them to give Nazis imaginary girlfriends suddenly it's a problem???
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh so when we use giant super computers to defeat the Nazis everyone is cool with it but when we use them to give Nazis imaginary girlfriends suddenly it's a problem???
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colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
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The number one thing you need to know about the Michigan GOP is during the Obama administration they were 👏 ONLINE 👏 AND 👏 HORNY
Information linked to Republican state Rep. Bryan Posthumus is contained in data breaches of several websites including Ashley Madison, a website for people seeking affairs.
‘Traditional Family values’ Michigan lawmaker appears in adult hookup sites - Detroit Metro Times
The name, email address, and home address of Republican state Rep. Bryan Posthumus of Kent County, along with a credit card bearing his name, appear in data from Ashley Madison, a website for people s...
www.metrotimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The number one thing you need to know about the Michigan GOP is during the Obama administration they were 👏 ONLINE 👏 AND 👏 HORNY
Looking for recommendations for true crime podcasts focused entirely on sandwich oriented allegations please and thank you 🙏
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Looking for recommendations for true crime podcasts focused entirely on sandwich oriented allegations please and thank you 🙏
There are three convicted criminals on my ballot today so I'm really interested to see if Detroit politics still has that crazy juice
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
There are three convicted criminals on my ballot today so I'm really interested to see if Detroit politics still has that crazy juice
Michigan state football
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Michigan state football
Regular night out with the guys
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Regular night out with the guys
This, combined with what we know about the timeline for the thing, means the end result will most certainly look DUMB.
No scrupulous architect would involve themselves, nor would they have had the time to do a proper design.
Think "guilded airplane hangar"
No scrupulous architect would involve themselves, nor would they have had the time to do a proper design.
Think "guilded airplane hangar"
something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This, combined with what we know about the timeline for the thing, means the end result will most certainly look DUMB.
No scrupulous architect would involve themselves, nor would they have had the time to do a proper design.
Think "guilded airplane hangar"
No scrupulous architect would involve themselves, nor would they have had the time to do a proper design.
Think "guilded airplane hangar"
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Personally, I blame the Harry Potter series for normalizing the idea that a quarter of the population are irredeemable fascists
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Personally, I blame the Harry Potter series for normalizing the idea that a quarter of the population are irredeemable fascists