Dan Budiac
@dansays.bsky.social
Full stack web dev. Connoisseur of fine bourbon and jazz. Collector of retro & mod. Fav'r of dog photos.
Just here for the zipline.
Just here for the zipline.
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"Play-with-my-pussy Day/Pussy this, pussy that, pussy taken/Pussy ride dick like she a Jamaican Pussy stay warm, pussy on vacation/You loose bitches need a pussy renovation/You could eat it with a pussy reservation"
-Nicki Minaj, TPUSA speaker this weekend. Hoorah for faith & family values!
-Nicki Minaj, TPUSA speaker this weekend. Hoorah for faith & family values!
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
"Play-with-my-pussy Day/Pussy this, pussy that, pussy taken/Pussy ride dick like she a Jamaican Pussy stay warm, pussy on vacation/You loose bitches need a pussy renovation/You could eat it with a pussy reservation"
-Nicki Minaj, TPUSA speaker this weekend. Hoorah for faith & family values!
-Nicki Minaj, TPUSA speaker this weekend. Hoorah for faith & family values!
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Holy shit, was googling around to find out if this could possibly be real and came across this Rolling Stone June 2023 story about the EXISTENCE of this letter, but the content wasn’t known — until now www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Holy shit, was googling around to find out if this could possibly be real and came across this Rolling Stone June 2023 story about the EXISTENCE of this letter, but the content wasn’t known — until now www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
A licensed ham operator knows a lot about how radio signals work. Assuming the noise he heard on 8613 MHz was the sound of the joined communicating, there’s a 100% chance Manuosos traps one of them in a Faraday cage.
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
A licensed ham operator knows a lot about how radio signals work. Assuming the noise he heard on 8613 MHz was the sound of the joined communicating, there’s a 100% chance Manuosos traps one of them in a Faraday cage.
Pro tip: when you need same-day Amazon delivery and you’re just shy of the $25 minimum, you can add a single lime to your cart. And because the warehouse doesn’t stock produce, a SEPARATE DELIVERY PERSON will drive to Whole Foods, buy a single lime, place it in an insulated bag, and drive it to you.
December 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Pro tip: when you need same-day Amazon delivery and you’re just shy of the $25 minimum, you can add a single lime to your cart. And because the warehouse doesn’t stock produce, a SEPARATE DELIVERY PERSON will drive to Whole Foods, buy a single lime, place it in an insulated bag, and drive it to you.
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omg
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
omg
Finding out that the whole “dogs adopting people” video is AI generated slop is just so infuriating and depressing. It’s such sweet and heartwarming and GOOD IDEA.
Of course it had to be fake.
Of course it had to be fake.
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Finding out that the whole “dogs adopting people” video is AI generated slop is just so infuriating and depressing. It’s such sweet and heartwarming and GOOD IDEA.
Of course it had to be fake.
Of course it had to be fake.
ME: Ugh, Miles has burrs in his fur again.
ME (in Miles' voice): I have burr fur. *pause* BURR FUR DEEZ NUTS!
KATHRYN: *annoyed stare*
ME (in Miles' voice): I have burr fur. *pause* BURR FUR DEEZ NUTS!
KATHRYN: *annoyed stare*
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ME: Ugh, Miles has burrs in his fur again.
ME (in Miles' voice): I have burr fur. *pause* BURR FUR DEEZ NUTS!
KATHRYN: *annoyed stare*
ME (in Miles' voice): I have burr fur. *pause* BURR FUR DEEZ NUTS!
KATHRYN: *annoyed stare*
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Strong floors, high gallows
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Strong floors, high gallows
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The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)
July 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)
Apple Intelligence should be a flagship feature in Apple Music. Interactive liner notes? Prompt-generated playlists? Makes a lot more sense then novelty crap like Genmoji.
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Apple Intelligence should be a flagship feature in Apple Music. Interactive liner notes? Prompt-generated playlists? Makes a lot more sense then novelty crap like Genmoji.
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
Santana feat. Clarence Thomas
Santana feat. Clarence Thomas
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
William Henry Moody Blues
William Henry Moody Blues
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
Byron White Stripes
Byron White Stripes
September 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
Santana feat. Clarence Thomas
Santana feat. Clarence Thomas
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imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means
I think there are a lot of answers that have already been floated around here, and I've even offered some myself, but I did want to sharpen the question a bit.
September 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means
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Again, he died doing what he loved: demonizing marginalized people
Remarkable last words:
Audience member: Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?
Kirk: Too many
Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?
Kirk: Counting or not counting gang members?
Audience member: Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?
Kirk: Too many
Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?
Kirk: Counting or not counting gang members?
September 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Again, he died doing what he loved: demonizing marginalized people
POV: you live in LA and say "For Your Consideration" when presenting your picky eater dog with his dinner.
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
POV: you live in LA and say "For Your Consideration" when presenting your picky eater dog with his dinner.
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Elevator pitch for my new app idea, "The Big, Beautiful App": we'll send you a critical alert push notification when it happens, so you won't miss the news if your phone is on silent.
September 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Elevator pitch for my new app idea, "The Big, Beautiful App": we'll send you a critical alert push notification when it happens, so you won't miss the news if your phone is on silent.
*Listening to the MILWAUKEE BREWERS play the TORONTO BLUE JAYS on MLB.TV*
KATHRYN: Hey, their shortstop is named Bo Bichette. Sounds like Boba Fett. This is the way?
DAN: Kathryn, he's Canadian. This is the 'eh.
KATHRYN: Hey, their shortstop is named Bo Bichette. Sounds like Boba Fett. This is the way?
DAN: Kathryn, he's Canadian. This is the 'eh.
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
*Listening to the MILWAUKEE BREWERS play the TORONTO BLUE JAYS on MLB.TV*
KATHRYN: Hey, their shortstop is named Bo Bichette. Sounds like Boba Fett. This is the way?
DAN: Kathryn, he's Canadian. This is the 'eh.
KATHRYN: Hey, their shortstop is named Bo Bichette. Sounds like Boba Fett. This is the way?
DAN: Kathryn, he's Canadian. This is the 'eh.
The newest twist to Top Chef Restaurant Wars: in lieu of menus, guests provide prompts that, along with an inventory of ingredients, are given to ChatGPT for both a recipe and a photo rendering of what the dish must look like.
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The newest twist to Top Chef Restaurant Wars: in lieu of menus, guests provide prompts that, along with an inventory of ingredients, are given to ChatGPT for both a recipe and a photo rendering of what the dish must look like.
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Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?
June 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?
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ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
visonOS 26 will revolutionize the way I play simulated pickleball.
June 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
visonOS 26 will revolutionize the way I play simulated pickleball.
Repost with your best bleps
May 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Repost with your best bleps
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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
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Apple Turnover: hypercritical.co/2025/05/09/a...
Apple Turnover
hypercritical.co
May 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Apple Turnover: hypercritical.co/2025/05/09/a...
I use the official Gmail app, which I consider the least shitty email app available on iOS. I try every release of Apple's stock Mail app, but it never sticks.
I might make the switch this time around though: the way Apple handles message threading is as close to Google Inbox as I've seen.
I might make the switch this time around though: the way Apple handles message threading is as close to Google Inbox as I've seen.
April 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I use the official Gmail app, which I consider the least shitty email app available on iOS. I try every release of Apple's stock Mail app, but it never sticks.
I might make the switch this time around though: the way Apple handles message threading is as close to Google Inbox as I've seen.
I might make the switch this time around though: the way Apple handles message threading is as close to Google Inbox as I've seen.