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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 54m

People who pronounce dude “did” are terrifying to me. It’s like a valley accent, except deliberate, and with a word that sounds creepy when overused.

Right up there with “bruh”

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 8h

How are their so many YouTube ads for terrible-looking phone games? Every game looks like utter trash and the person selling it is always—

“yo I just rolled out of bed and found you the peak gaming experience bro— King Fart Bubbletown.”

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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 16h

I'm team "books Covid vaccine the minute they're available" due to facts like this.

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 19h

A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination

Annual COVID Vaccines Save Lives, New Study Shows

A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination

www.scientificamerican.com

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 1d

The best part about late night talk shows used to be that if you were famous and had something to promote, you could go on a talk show, and that would stop you from being a boring guest on a podcast

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 1d

As time and dignity continue to be wasted on punishing trans people, NOBODY has an answer for intersex people.

There are not just two sexes, you idiotic creeps. Biologically and genetically: transphobes are full of shit. Half of you might be intersex and not even know it, you're that stupid.

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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 1d

Shitlib meme warrior, gavin newsom, has signed AB 715 into law, which penalises California teachers for "antisemitism" using the IHRA definition - that includes criticism of israel and, by relation, zionism. The law was pushed by pro-israel advocacy groups (JLC, JPAC) and Democratic party lawmakers.

Newsom approves school bias bills despite educators’ free speech fears

Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a pair of bills Tuesday to address antisemitism and other forms of discrimination on public school campuses in California.

www.sacbee.com

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 1d

I really like this brand of light therapy lamps, for anyone curious. Thanks for the kind words, Lee!

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 3d

Someone told me my adaptation of The Land That Time Forgot was free on Tubi.

It is not.

That’s the first time The Asylum produced a film adaptation of the novel in 2009.

Mine lists as 2024 or 2025. Mine does NOT have C Thomas Howell. Mine is on AppleTV and XBox for purchase or rent.

Thank you.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 5d

I mean, nice timing

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 5d

It’s Bandcamp Friday! 100% of the proceeds on Bandcamp go to artists today.

While you support your favorite punk cover of NES theme songs, consider also buying some of my comedy! All my work is there, and efffff Spotify!

dantelfer.bandcamp.com/album/the-gr...

The Greater Chaotic Good, by Dan Telfer

8 track album

dantelfer.bandcamp.com

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 5d

It’s Bandcamp Friday! 100% of the proceeds on Bandcamp go to artists today.

While you support your favorite punk cover of NES theme songs, consider also buying some of my comedy! All my work is there, and efffff Spotify!

dantelfer.bandcamp.com/album/the-gr...

The Greater Chaotic Good, by Dan Telfer

8 track album

dantelfer.bandcamp.com

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 5d

Fortnite people!

My Support-a-Creator code is TELFER

Add it to your Shop tab before buying your kid all the Fortnitemares Halloween stuff, won’t you?

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